I'm also an RN so people are always randomly asking me about vague symptoms they're having and sending my blurry pictures of they're appendages in the hopes that I can diagnose them via text message. It can get pretty awkward, no one wants to see the side of their uncle's buttocks, no mater what the issue might be.
In addition to my side hustle as a fill in for Web MD. I've got a new project going all the time. I'm a huge nerd. I'll read anything and I'm always looking for new information. I'm easily distracted by shiny things, by that I mean I'm constantly wanting to take a class on something obscure, or pursue some seemingly unattainable goal. The past 10 months or so it's been writing sketch comedy and performing improv, which has quite literally changed my life. If you're lucky you might be so privileged as to catch me on stage in some seedy ridiculously small theatre doing really awkward improv! (It's only a matter of time before I'm on SNL, you better catch this train before it leaves the station ;)
I'm a comedy fanatic, but I'll watch pretty much anything (I LOVE period pieces). I, like all people, love good music of all genres. I am not a sports fan, but I am willing to learn to like sports, if I happen across the right teacher. Animals make me happy, and I love to take walks through Lincoln Park Zoo. Spontaneity is what makes life fun. I'm always open to random adventures. I truly believe that the basis of a substantial relationship is an awesome friendship. The right person is one who you would have just as much fun sitting around doing absolutely nothing with, as you would if you were zip lining. Life is short and meaningless in less you can spend it with the right people.
As you can probably infer from my lengthy self description I am quite wordy, if you're not a talker or at the very least an avid listener, with a limitless attention span, I am likely not the girl for you. That being said, I've been told I'm pretty damn entertaining, just putting it out there.
Also I'm not the biggest fan of texting. I mean I'll do it, and like everybody else, at times I'll use it to avoid conversations that would otherwise be excruciatingly unpleasant, but as a rule my preference is genuine human communication. I wanna hear the tone of a persons voice when conversing. I want to get to know the nuances of a person's way of engaging in dialogue. Which in short means if what you're looking for is a whole bunch of pointless texting you've got the wrong girl.
Proud ENFP, if that type of thing is relevant to you.
Movies:Superbad, Step Brothers, Anne of a Thousand Days, Prelude to A Kiss, or just about anything associated with Judd Apatow
TV:Brain Games, House M.D., Misfits, Doc Martin, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, New Girl, Bob's Burgers, Grey's Anatomy, 1000 Ways to Die, anything on Discovery Health or HGTV
Music:ADELE, Paramore, Lady Gaga, The Veronicas, Beyonce, Drake, Bach, Just about anything
Food:I just like food, period
My Flat Iron
A Good Book
A Great Pair of Earrings
Also if you don't take yourself too seriously, have seen at least 5 episodes of Seinfeld, are BETWEEN THE AGES OF 28-35, and are willing to at least pretend you actually read my profile.