Jengersnap
29 Forest Park, United States
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My self-summary
I'm just a quirky girl who loves to laugh. Life is almost never the party we plan it to be, but I believe in finding some music to dance to anyway. I love nerds and eccentric people ( However, I don't mean nutcases with weird foot fetishes or necrophiliacs). I am way too nice, opinionated, overly goofy, sensitive, open minded, stubborn, clumsy, loud, a good listener, and I wear my heart on my sleeve.

I'm also an RN so people are always randomly asking me about vague symptoms they're having and sending my blurry pictures of they're appendages in the hopes that I can diagnose them via text message. It can get pretty awkward, no one wants to see the side of their uncle's buttocks, no mater what the issue might be.

In addition to my side hustle as a fill in for Web MD. I've got a new project going all the time. I'm a huge nerd. I'll read anything and I'm always looking for new information. I'm easily distracted by shiny things, by that I mean I'm constantly wanting to take a class on something obscure, or pursue some seemingly unattainable goal. (the latest is Neurobiology, which is freakin cool as hell, by the way)

I'm a comedy fanatic but I'll watch pretty much anything (I LOVE period pieces). I, like all people, love good music of all genres. I am not a sports fan, but I am willing to learn to like sports, if I happen across the right teacher. Animals make me happy, and I love to take walks through Lincoln Park Zoo. Spontaneity is what makes life fun. I'm always open to random adventures. I truly believe that the basis of a substantial relationship is an awesome friendship. The right person is one who you would have just as much fun sitting around doing absolutely nothing with, as you would if you were zip lining. Life is short and meaningless in less you can spend it with the right people.

As you can probably infer from my lengthy self description I am quite wordy, if you're not a talker or at the very least an avid listener with a limitless attention span I am likely not the girl for you. That being said, I've been told I'm pretty damn entertaining, just putting it out there.

Proud ENFP if that type of thing is relevant to you.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend a lot of time trying really hard not to fall while walking down the street.
I’m really good at
Cooking, brainstorming, conversing, drawing, word games, laughing at things other people find ridiculous, and wasting a lot of time.
The first things people usually notice about me
The scrapes on my knees.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:The Harry Potter Series,The Great Gatsby, Sense and Sensibility, My Horizontal Life
Movies:Superbad, Step Brothers, Anne of a Thousand Days, Prelude to A Kiss, or just about anything associated with Judd Apatow
TV:Brain Games, House M.D., Misfits, Doc Martin, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, New Girl, Bob's Burgers, Grey's Anatomy, 1000 Ways to Die, anything on Discovery Health or HGTV
Music:ADELE, Paramore, Lady Gaga, The Veronicas, Beyonce, Drake, Bach, Just about anything
Food:I just like food, period
The six things I could never do without
A State of the Art First Aide Kit
My Phone
My Flat Iron
A Good Book
A Great Pair of Earrings
Deodorant
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Insurance premiums, Gelatin, Diabetic Cats, Greenpeace, the Shakeweight Commercial, Beyonce and Jay-Z's baby; Blue Ivy, Trying to get off Heroin, Green House Gases, Killer Bees, J LO's ass, Hybrid Animals, Platypuses
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, sleeping, or hanging with friends, research for my business, looking at real estate online
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fall A LOT!
You should message me if
Most importantly if a non-stop marathon of all 7 Harry Potter Movies sounds like the perfect Sunday to you.

Also if you don't take yourself too seriously, have seen at least 5 episodes of Seinfeld, are BETWEEN THE AGES OF 28-35, and are willing to at least pretend you actually read my profile.
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