35Vernon Rockville, United States
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My self-summary
I am a Socially awkward penguin. An aversion to drinking and partying means the normal social networking options do not connect me with people I am attracted with. I prefer to sit around reading books, watching sappy shows or developing further nutrition research opportunities. Whilst socially shy, I am by no means coy or demure. I love questioning and breaking social norms, especially publicly.

Verbosity aside, I am a dangerously fierce feminist, prone to fits spontaneity, and insufferably optimistic. Gender binaries can get buried in a hole. I identify as omnisexual. I am sex positive and ascribe to The Ethical Slut manifesto.

My socially "adept" peers sing me this mantra of OkCupid. "The odds are good, but the goods are odd." They think it derides this site for having weird, mentally unstable, and unacceptably socially dissident members. I say, that saying is perfect! My definition of hell is having to date/cojoin with a normal person.

::EDIT:: Pokemon Go is competing with the gym
What I’m doing with my life
After a grand foray with initially lackluster academic interest, I worked full time for many years, after turning down management possibilities for several years I opted to return to school. I am in my final year of a Nutritional Science degree to become a Registered Dietitian. From there the world is my Oyster.

Recently I am pushing for a swimmer's physique again. Oh the cyclical nature of fitness.
I’m really good at
Being humble first and foremost.

Next off, I am extremely good at being gullible and loving it.

Recognizing that Good sex should be giving more than you're getting and doesn't end nor start with a penis.

Googling me, the true test of how an individual is known, might reveal that I am an affluent competitive magic player. I play card games that make Poker look like a circus. For my first two years of College this yielded more income than my job at my hotel would have!

My left brain thinks strategically (raised in a house of cutthroat business folk), my right brain tries to smother the left side with love, sex, and insanity (see social deviance).
The first things people usually notice about me
I am inseparably connected to my ipod or iphone. I always have a book-on-tape or some form of energetic music rolling, and I am rarely seen without the iconic white wires running from my ears or reading a Thriller/Mystery/Romance novel via the iBooks app that poops all over Kindles everywhere.

Unfortunately, this often makes me less approachable than I always am, but I crush the geek stereotype of social ineptitude. I am willingly awkward, not insufferably so.

I also have a near-fetish-like fascination with imperfection. All my clothes have slight (sometimes more than slight) tears or unseamed bits in them (see profile pic 1). Tattoos, piercings, scars, freckles, you name it are enticing to me. Someone willing or engaged in activities that could alter their bodies shows a confidence that is not socially normative. and THAT is highly attractive to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Rick Riordan anything and everything, JK Rowling when seeking out a guilty pleasure, Veronica Roth when feeling emotional, Scott Lynch when feeling saucy, Dan Brown for my glimpse at history done chanvist. Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child for suspenseful horror and crime. Terry Pratchett when I'm opining for Anglophilia. Vanessa Gray Bartel, Laurell Hamilton, Brent Weeks are a few other guilty pleasures.

I really try to enjoy Jim Butcher and George R.R. Martin, but they're misogynists who can die in a hole.

Movies: I am a die-hard-movie fanatic (not the Willis series, the genre), and rarely will say no to a movie-viewing, especially with others. Whether in a movie theatre, a home system, on a computer, or long distance over Skype, I enjoy sharing movies with others. Even better if the individual is nearby to share warmth with. And even best when cuddling may ensue whilst watching. The best movies I've watched with company I don't know how ended.

Music: Withstanding Scream-o and highly derogatory-towards-women music (oft some rap or punk), I have yet to find music that I don't enjoy. My ipod and iphone have a collection spanning from classical to metal, from euro club music to Polynesian tribal chants. Chillstep and marina and the Diamonds are my two most recent eargasmic pleasures. I DARE you to find me a music genre I wouldn't pseudopod into my collection. Withstanding blatant misogyny or overt hate.

Shows: If there is romance, i'm interested. If you combine that romance with comedy and cuteness, I'm on it. If you then add on good writing and intriguing storylines, I will rub my face in it and love it. I am particularly fond of witty and quirkly-verging-on-cheesy shows. Here's just a few I adore and could watch over and over. "Elementary, Castle, Dr Who (both pre and post 2005), Firefly, Davinci's Demons." I also guiltily pleasure myself by checking out competitive cooking shows of the hilariously dramatic bent.

I also enjoy watching old campy cheesy sci shows with others. Star Trek TNG, Seaquest, SCG-1 to name a few.

Food: I'm willing to try anything, including the most gross-out foods you could subject me to. I prefer spicy foods, although my tolerance for spicy is nothing to boast on. As a Nutritionist I often have to curb my talk about food on dates, as sometimes learning more about something so intimate can ruin the essence of it. I make dinner dates a nightmare, and I'm aware of this. I can't help it.
Six things I could never do without
Sound: I live vicariously through my ears. All my emotions are amplified from sound.
Romance: Whether in a form of book or a tangible reality, my brain always needs to fulfill my inner romantic.
Smiles: Being able to see positivity despite foul circumstances is a skill I cherish both in myself and others.
Sex: Not necessarily the visceral fluid exchange, but rather intimacy on some level.
Friends: Socialization is important!
Hiking Boots: White Mountains in New Hampshire know my soles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fitness, Nutrition, Sexual Gratification, Gender binaries, Geeky card game strategy, Hopeless Romanticism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Withstanding being dragged away by friends to some equally geeky event, I am at home, reading a book, watching a show, or studying for some exam whilst my neighbors are rocking the house down.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shave every day, just not my face.

My skin is a mess. Poor genes mixed with a loathing of the sun.
You should message me if
- You know where I can find an automatic razor to give me that perfect 1-2 day old facial hair length.

- You have an in with park rangers in New England or ARE a park ranger, so I can go camping in your unscathed stomping grounds!

- You got to the end of this list and want to message me regardless of not fulfilling these requirements!

-I am interested in a specific type of casual-y sex, which I refer to as "casual dating," that which involves mental stimulation, tenuous emotional attachments, and plentiful amounts of sex positive libido satiation. Don't message me singing the song of how amazing your blowjobs are. I need to fuck your mind before I can fuck your body.
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