22 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I can be really intense sometimes, but I don't mean to be, I'm rather open minded, but a bit naive. I'm usually a really good judge of character though. I can be pretty foul, and have a secret desire to be either a wizard or a mountain man. Do they make mountain wizards?
I get these horrible overwhelming flashbacks of me doing stupid things that fill me with guilt and shame, oh and did I mention my older brother knocked out my front tooth in the third grade. Speaking of three, three is the best number, you can have any favorite number, but my left leg tat will always remind me who's on top.
What I’m doing with my life
Hanging out with lesbiens, and homestucks.
I’m really good at
Confusing people,
Thinking up riddles,
Raising normal Pokemon,
Crackpot theories,
Picking awful movies,
Forgetting Lyrics to songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a mohawk they guess, they think it's a mohawk.
I smile a lot.
I'm missing a front tooth.
I'm really homosexual?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Look at the Birdie,
Little Shop of Horrors,
Most Popular Girls in School,
Regina Spektor,
The six things I could never do without
My glasses,
Indoor plumbing,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the world will end,
Lee is an asshole,
Alternate universes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Broke, and sitting around in a room full of lesbiens, sometimes "visiting the real world."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never had a red rom before.
You should message me if
You think I'm crunk fo shizzle?