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My self-summary
"Hi." "Hey." "How are you?" "Good. Y tu?" "Better than you." "So... you're doing great?" "No. I'm unbelievable."

I'm not sure what any of that has to do with anything. However, I feel you have a better grasp on who I am as a person now.

I'm just a guy working at an awesome company while I find a job in my field.

I am a fan of non sequiturs. I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist, all right. Everything doesn't have to make sense. I prefer to live in a somewhat enigmatic world.

I am, what I would call, an amateur history/geography buff. I am sometimes infatuated with the subjects. *Currently obsessed with pre-revolutionary war stuff.* Recently, I got extremely excited when I guessed the distance between St. Louis, MO and Quito, Ecuador. I guessed within 67 miles! Is geography a hobby? I bet it was awesome in the old days when you could be an actual explorer. I just explore things that have already been explored.

No matter how old I get, fart jokes still make me laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
Working with people domestically and internationally.

I have lost almost 70lbs since March of 2013. Hooray!

I want to change the landscape of Higher Education! Well, at least help set the groundwork for future generations of Higher Education Administrators.
I’m really good at
Making myself laugh. I giggle a lot. Finding new beer. Thinking of puns that fit the situation. Learning about something, being really excited about it, gauging someones interest, and (if they seem interested enough) regurgitating whatever I've learned.

Oh yeah. I'm pretty damn good at translating slang/Ebonics for people that have no idea what rappers are talking about.
The first things people usually notice about me
You probably will hear me laughing obnoxiously before you ever see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm much more interested in TV than movies. Big fan of Breaking Bad, Dexter, The Wire, Louie, How I met your Mother, The Office, It's Always Sunny (wild card!), Arrested Development, a lot of old random shows from nickelodeon, South Park, Archer, I Love Lucy, 24, I could go on and on. I also enjoy watching football, baseball, hockey and basketball. I yell "Go home team!"

Music: I can be all over the place. I really enjoy the raps (run away!), the souls, the reggaes, the skas, the trip hops, and the mmm bops. I love the work of Robert Lopez. I can listen to The Book of Mormon soundtrack and the Avenue Q soundtrack all damn day.

I read a book once. Clifford The Big Red Dog was a tough read. Seriously, I'm really into Clive Barker at the moment.

I like food. It tastes like (metaphorical) heaven in my holes.
Six things I could never do without
6 pints of Ben & Jerry's ice Cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Black guy stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally, I am somewhere with mis amigos drinking beer and playing Cards Against Humanity. Perhaps I'm cooking dinner with my girlfriend. Maybe I'm seeing a comedian?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Cowboy butts drive me nuts.
You should message me if
You want to see stand up comedy!

You have an anecdote you'd like to share.

You want to attend jazz concerts.

You still like to have fun as if you were a child, but you take care of your responsibilities.

You aren't afraid of the city. (Seriously)

You can tell me about some cool spots that not many people know about.

You want to walk some trails.

You have a question about athletic footwear. I'm way over-educated on shoes due to my last couple jobs.

You're looking for a friend only. Guy or gal, let's be pals.
The two of us