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My self-summary
You should all know that I write this with total honesty to scare 99.9999% of you away.

People tease me about how visibly excited I get over the smallest things. It could be anything. Jumping off of a rock into a river, the sun coming out, trying a new food or learning something new.

I nearly cried at the Rodeo because I felt bad for the baby cows. It also made me feel like a giant hypocrite, because I was eating a cheeseburger at the time.

By nearly, I mean I did cry a little.

I don't watch sports. Couldn't care less about the Broncos or anyone else, and won't be caught dead at a bar watching a game ever. Sorry. I don't judge those who do, I'm just letting you know that we probably won't hit it off if you spend your Sundays yelling at a tv.

I'm messy, don't keep my opinions to myself, and am a slight music snob. I don't follow the norm, I do get along with everyone; I fit in wherever I am, but don't find people that truly fit my life in all ways often.

I organize a meetup group at different breweries for dogs and their people.

Most of my best friends are female. This is a plus. I respect and understand women more than most. But this is bad if you are the jealous type.
What I’m doing with my life
Climbing a bunch of rocks. Well, it's winter, so plastic rocks.

I have always been very happy and content in life, but over the past years, I have made a lot of changes, and believe I have finally found my path. My work and personal lives are near perfectly aligned. I have great friends, a crazy dog. I am just missing someone special, the last piece of the puzzle, who will fit and accompany me in growing and becoming better, happier people.

I am very social both in my work life, and personal life. I do like to bum around now and then, but I'm on the move most of the time. I want someone to share in this sometimes, but I also need to do things on my own a lot of the time. I need someone confident and secure. I am comfortable in new situations, with new people, and don't need my hand held. Therefore I'm not really a hand holder myself.

I run my own business and make my own schedule. I love and need the creative freedom that goes along with that. I would love to meet someone who shares this. I would have trouble with a non creative or non motivated partner.

I am super open, friendly, etc. but I know what I want, like, need in life and I'm not into wasting anyone's time. I'm looking for someone who knows what they want in life and a partner, and is at least on a path to obtain these things.

I am very active and fit. I don't think I could date someone who didn't care about their fitness and health.
I’m really good at
Spelllinge and I am the awesomest at grammer.

Listening and helping others. I am and always have been the person who friends and family come to and trust when things go wrong, or when there is a big decision to be made. I am probably the last person anyone would come to if they just wanted a compliment or to be told what they want to hear :/
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, and my eyes change color sometimes.

I have a kick ass Vanilla Ice scar on my eyebrow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite food is the one I haven't had or haven't cooked before. I love cooking, and can make just about anything from scratch without a recipe. And whiskey. Also, whisky.

I see a lot of live music, and love very small, intimate, high energy shows a lot more than anything at a large venue. I would choose a crappy punk band over a really good singer/songwriter live. I don't get into EDM or much, if any top 40.

I'm a big Movie/TV/Pop culture nerd. I am not a big fan of listing.
The six things I could never do without
A kitchen to cook in

Good Friends




Room for Growth

Truth is, I'm pretty adaptable, and could probably do without most of these things. I was once described (in my adult life) as being able to have fun and be happy by myself in a cardboard box. It's pretty accurate.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How any of these topic headers are different from any other. I think they're not.

How life is like a Wonkavator. It doesn't just go upways and downways, but frontways, backways, longways, squareways and slantways as well.

How silly I was at 25 to think that I had everything figured out, and how nice it is to now accept that I never will, and realize that that is what keeps life interesting.

Why every hot, half naked girl on here, with no profile info, and a join date of 20 minutes ago, only wants me to visit their webcam site, when all I want is some good, intellectual conversation.

Covering up the cheesy tattoos I got when I was 18 with less cheesy tattoos.

How backwards and wrong our social norms and expectations are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Generally... Hanging out at a music venue or dive bar too late, but still waking up early Saturday morning to rock climb, board, hike etc.

Or going to a party, meeting new friends.

Or cooking and making good cocktails with good friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
You should message me if
You drink whiskey.

You can hold your own at a punk rock show, company event and dinner party... All on the same night.

I meet a lot of new people every day/week. I make new friends and new lasting relationships. I'm not here to date a bunch, kill boredom or loneliness. I don't have a problem meeting people in the real world, I'm just not meeting the right people. I'm pretty picky. If I don't respond to you, please don't be offended. If we have nothing in common, I probably won't.