I am looking for the Banjo to my Kazooie. No, you can't be Kazooie too. It's not-- It's not me, it's just the game. Like, there's only one? I don't make the rules here.
Some of my favorite things include: weird theater, movies, board games, exploring the city, singing in the shower, rainy days, owning far too much tea for any one person, camping, learning new things, and swearing.
To me, the biggest turn-ons are earnestness and confidence. You're probably pretty awesome. Own that shit. You don't have to try.
Some things that I look for in a dudefriend: flannel, owns a cat, wordplay, secret desire to be a pirate/spy/pokemon trainer, thinks he can beat me in board games (he is wrong), a love of good bad Chinese food, gets lost in used books stores and shows back up later with a stack of books, will make me treasure hunts, can talk to my parents about sports and also explain sports to me. Bonus points if you're kind of a goober.
Essentially my dream partner is Andy Dwyer.
I'm a playwright and a production manager. I work as a supervisor and regional trainer at a cafe downtown. I'm trying to do things to make myself happy. For example: going on a date with you. (That's about the epitome of my smoothness. Sorry.)
TV: American Horror Story, Community, Empire, How to Get Away With Murder, Orange is the New Black, United States of Tara, and just about every competition reality show. NO SHAME.
Music: The Mountain Goats, The Front Bottoms, Modern Baseball, This Will Destroy You, The Weakerthans, The Magnetic Fields, Brand New, Tegan and Sara, Angel Haze, Zebra Katz
If you want more info on my music tastes, here's my Last.fm profile: http://www.last.fm/user/JesterPharley
Books: No One Belongs Here More Than You, I'll Give You The Sun, When Marina Abramovic Dies, The First Bad Man, The Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, Abarat, The Picture of Dorian Grey
Also, if you wanna cuddle and listen to Welcome to Night Vale, that would rock.
Also peanut butter.
Also, my current text tone is Navi saying "Hey, listen!". So, like, that's a thing.