JewInABox88
29Ann Arbor, United States
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My self-summary
Please stop with the "saurus" usernames. It is not cute and incredibly cliche. Chances are a guy is messaging you saying " hmmm I've never heard of that dinosaur before hehehe" I I will however go on the Jurassic park ride with you at Universal Studios.

Well for starters, you can call me Maximus. Born and raised in the mitten. Yes I call it pop and dip ranch dressing in just about any fried food. I come from a stereotypical family of Jewish doctors. My dad's love for The Greatful Dead has steered me in the complete opposite direction of wanting to becoming a physician. If you have been to a camping music festival, let me buy you a beer and share our experiences.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting back into shape is my #1 priority at the moment. When I was 16, I had a landscaping job that transformed me from a chunky monkey to a lean, mean, machine. Having a gym companion would be an excellent asset. It also has a pool so we can battle in a fierce game of Marco Polo.

Going to as many shows/festivals as I can. I instantly fell in love with the scene after attending my first Bonnaroo. No I don't need the hardcore drugs to have a good time. It taught me to appreciate the small things in life. Bonus points if you want to adventure out to different ampitheater shows during the summer.
I’m really good at
Throwing down in the kitchen, Dr. Phil therapy sessions, driving in general, good taste in music, restoring faith in humanity.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my height. I felt a little insecure about it until I briefly dated a woman who was 6'3. The number of looks I received from people in public was astonishing. Needless to say, I have grown very confident about it over the years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catcher In The Rye, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, The Giver, Kite Runner, Where The Red Fern grows, anything written by James Patterson

Movies: American Beauty, American History X, Do The Right Thing, Lethal weapon series, Star Wars, Gangs of New York, Training Day, Cool Runnings

Music: Kaleo, The Lumineers, Bon Iver, Pretty Lights, Griz, Gramatik, Glass Animals, Dawes, Feist, Daft Punk, Mumford & Sons, Flogging Molly, Deltron 3030, Tool, The XX, Radiohead, Phish, Big Gigantic, Lil Dicky, The Roots, Lorde, U2, Young The Giant, 30 seconds to Mars, Umphrey's Mcgee, The Glitch Mob, Flume, LCD Soundsystem, Jack White/White Stripes, Gov't Mule, The Avett Brothers, Alabama Shakes, City & Colour, Run The Jewels, Gorillaz, Porter Robinson, , Flux Pavilion,
Six things I could never do without
-The Chive,Reddit
-Dogs in general
-Music festivals
-Lysol wipes
-Ranch dressing from Jets
-Dana Carvey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lists are fun!

-Ideas for my next road trip to a music festival
-How to improve my health and well being
-Do girls drink anything besides Diet Coke & tea?
-What is with all this hatred towards Mumford?
-Why people dip a french fries into a Wendy's chocolate frosty?
-How long will Jim Harbaugh last with Michigan?
-Why do people wear sunglasses in the gym???
On a typical Friday night I am
Binge watching a Netflix original, exploring restaurants with my loving parents (favorite restaurant is Yotsuba), drinking a Bud Light and mentally giving the middle finger to craft beer drinkers who are judging me, cooking a delicious meal for my friends.
You should message me if
-You want to have a Star Wars Marathon (yes that includes Phantom Menace)
-Would like to go to a Wings or Tigers Game
-Get your Mario Kart on!
-Teach me a thing or 2 in the kitchen.
-Bassnectar
-Teach me Spaanish
-Batman>Superman
-You are a music enthusiast and would like to go to a show
-If you think Dane Cook, Nick Swordson and Carlos Mencia are terrible comedians. Robin Williams, Bill Hader & Gabriel Igalsesis are much better choices :)
-You want to go bowling with me
-You can teach me how to iron
-If you agree that pretty much every band at Vans Warped fucking blows
-You have something more original than...I mustache you a question. It was funny 6 months ago but NO just NO
-You can spot the penis on the box cover of The Little Mermaid.
-You have a dog and want to double date
-If you are an older woman and a firm believer in age is simply just a # in society
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