28 Ann Arbor, United States
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My self-summary
I stopped taking this site serious when a girl asked me is it true all Jewish people have big noses?

How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, merciless, Insatiable. If you get the reference, I guarantee we are already a match.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a rehab facility in Saline as a housekeeper/laundry attendant.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can be pretty damn energetic when in the right mood which occurs more than 90% of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catcher In The Rye, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, The Giver, Kite Runner, Where The Red Fern grows, anything written by James Patterson

Movies: American Beauty, American History X, Do The Right Thing, Lethal weapon series, Star Wars, Gangs of New York, Training Day, Cool Runnings

Music: Radiohead, Run The Jewels, AWOLNATION, The Cure, Cage The Elephant, Young The Giant City & Colour, The XX, Daft Punk, Bassnectar, A Tribe Called Quest, Interpol, Jurassic 5, Dispatch, Rise Against, Sufjan Stevens, Muse, Phish, Passion Pit, Beirut, Mumford & Sons, The Avett Brothers, Feist, Chris Cornell, Vampire Weekend, Rage Against The Machine, Imagine Dragons, Talib Kweli, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Moe, Lettuce, Joy Divison, The Killers, Knife Party, Atmosphere, Big Pun, Flaming Lips, Depeche Mode, Five Finger Death Punch, Eminem, The Roots, The Killers, Guster, Pearl Jam, State Radio, Young The Giant, Glitch Mob, Skrillex, Kaskade, Alabama Shakes, Old Crow Medicine Show, Mac Miller Blackalicious, Bon Iver
The six things I could never do without
-The Chive (KCCO)
-Dogs in general
-Music festivals
-Lysol wipes
-Ranch dressing from Jets
-Dana Carvey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lists are fun!

-Ideas for my next road trip to a music festivals
-How to improve my health and well being
-Do girls drink anything besides Diet Coke & tea
-What is with all this hatred towards Mumford & Sons
-Why are girls bothered so much when a guy wears socks during sex
-Why girls hate Anne Hathaway.
-Why people dip a french fries into a Wendy's chocolate frosty
-How long will Jim Harbaugh last with Michigan
-Why do people wear sunglasses in the gym???
On a typical Friday night I am
While I do enjoy the Netflix minus the chill part, I do miss going out. If you stick with me, I can show where to satisfy you're late night munchies.
You should message me if
Have I mentioned how much I love lists?

-You want to have a Star Wars Marathon
-Would like to go to a Wings or Tigers Game
-Get your Mario Kart on!
-Teach me a thing or 2 in the kitchen.
-420 friendly
-You want to cracked open a few glowsticks and goto a EDM show with me
-Teach me Spanish
-You are a music enthusiast and would like to go to a show
-If you think Dane Cook, Nick Swordson and Carlos Mencia are terrible comedians. Robin Williams, Bill Hader & Gabriel Igalsesis are much better choices :)
-You can come to terms with the fac that I am not an active reader. For what its worth, I read The Hunger Games series in a week.
-You want to go bowling with me
-You can teach me how to iron
-You are a cconversationlist (1-2 word text messages annoy the hell out of me)
-If you agree that pretty much every band at Vans Warped fucking blows
-You want to snuggle up with a beer and watch The Tonight show with Jimmy Fallon
-You have something more original than...I mustache you a question. It was funny 6 months ago but NO just NO
-You can spot the penis on the box cover of The Little Mermaid.
-You have a dog and want to double date :)
-If you are an older woman and a firm believer in age is simply just a # in society.