38San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
I'm easily excitable and spontaneous. My travels are exploited by writers for stories of domestic danger and international hijinks. I always have a destination in my back pocket. Currently it's the Dalmatian Coast. At times I'm casual, mischievous, and like to say curious things. Other times I'm a rugged adventurer bribing my way across African borders.

Given all that, I've traded in my wings for roots and landed in San Francisco 5 years ago. I fall in love with the city every day. I have the greatest job with the greatest view in the world.

I am Real, Hungry, and Midwest
What I’m doing with my life
Jumping up and down.
I’m really good at
Throwing seven different kinds of smoke. Amazing feats of strength. Whiskey.
The first things people usually notice about me
My masculine sense of direction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Non-Fiction guy here. On my dresser you'll find books about WWII and the history of oil exploration. You can never go wrong with some old fashioned Kurt Vonnegut though --especially when he writes about WWII.

Movies: I can recite the entirety of Top Gun in two languages. Wayne's World changed my life. I like Wes Anderson and Rambo and spaghetti westerns and sequels and Czech New Wave and Jason Statham in The Transporter. Audry > Katherine and I'm still not tired of Judd Apatow. Sue me.

Music: the hottest bubble gum band is always on my iPod. I'm looking at you Taylor Swift. But seriously, I want to be driving a pick-up with country on the radio and my dog riding shotgun. At night, I turn into an early 90's hip-hop man; East Coast, West Coast, and Dutch. I'm not afraid to crank slow jamz after a long day. I have a secret website that tells me what I like.

Food: Absolutely.
Six things I could never do without
The Pistons starting lineup...and my Las Vegas alter-ego.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Flying glide planes and Gum Arabic. It's complicated.

How the hell did Bukowski become so popular all of a sudden?
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing foosball with you at the Page on Divisadero. Unless it's Michael Jackson vs. Prince night at Madrone. Yes, it does exist and yes, I will be dancing with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just admitted to liking Taylor Swift. What more do you want?
You should message me if
If you want to see how deep this rabbit hole goes. And you look good in heels.
The two of us