Also, I'm something of a cranky old man well ahead of time. I am not the biggest fan of Facebook, Twitter, or text messaging. Despite this, I am not a technophobe. I mostly just dislike how freely everyone eschews their privacy in favor of instant access to others. I think being alone sometimes is a good thing.
That last bit is probably stuff I shouldn't admit, but I figure putting the stuff out there that might turn people off is one of the better ways to be honest on a dating site.
I am weird, megalomaniacal, and morbidly funny
Or, I guess that I'm a big nerd. I can't hide it all that well, as you can see.