Jilesofthetrees
33 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I like to think. I've gotten/am good enough at it to monetize it predicting sporting outcomes and hope to transition to something a little more meaningful later.

I used to do sciency research. Spent a decade in a mix of HIV/cancer. We didn't cure either, can't win em all.

I have a cat that I keep alive. In exchange she has agreed to poop in a box instead of some other awful place like the bed. I'm a shrewd !@#$%^& negotiator.

Looking for someone thoughtful. If ideas excite you then so might I.

Spent 4 hours watching the british pound fall vs other currencies in response to the brexit vote. That is how deep my nerd goes.
What I’m doing with my life
Predicting sporting outcomes. Writing, reading, softball. I play guitar with breathtaking mediocrity.
I’m really good at
Counting the number of numbers.
The first things people usually notice about me
He'd be cuter if he still had hair. But then I would have to have shampoo! Have you seen the horrible things shampoo companies do to bunnies to test that stuff? I'm basically a bunny hero. You're welcome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Speaker for the dead, Stranger in a Strange land, A Clockwork Orange, Dune, LoTR, Flowers for Algernon, The Chronicles of Narnia, You Shall Know Our Velocity, The Once And Future King.
Steven King usually makes my eyes bleed. His protagonists are always writers and the monsters feel like he just look around his house and asked, what if this appliance was a man eating space alien in disguise. I'm still bitter about the end to It.
Movies: Memento, LotR, Blade Runner, Superbad, Schindlers list, role models, 500 days of summer, Star Wars, American History X, Death to Smoochy, Fargo, Big Lebowski, There will be Blood, The usual suspects, American Beauty.

Music: Bad Relgion, Jack White, Weezer, Joe Satriani, Eric Clapton, Andrew lloyd Webber, RENT, Rilo Kiley.

Food: Food
The six things I could never do without
Books
Music
Math
Air
Water
food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whats with today, today? Other assorted nonsense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I miss sealab2021. More than some dead relatives.
You should message me if
Gutsy question. There are two types of people reading this profile: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep can go away.
Message me if you're a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.
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