Jim_Brewer
24 Gold Coast, Australia
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My self-summary
This shit is to hard to fill out. I suppose I could tell you about all my amazing skills or the ridiculously interesting ins and outs of my day to day life but that would take all the fun out of the awkward conversation where you try to find out what I'm all about.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying advertising so I can trick people into buying shit they don't need, cooking, filling out OKCupid questions.
I’m really good at
Being hilarious. Being stereotypically white.
The first things people usually notice about me
How absolutely hilarious I am. Also, that I am white.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Other peoples OKCupid profiles & Gossip Girl. A big part of my job is cooking so I spend my spare time making gourmet meals for one.
The six things I could never do without
Six people to laugh at all my hilarious jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I could be more hilarious & why other people aren't as hilarious as me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hitting up crazy cat ladies for casual sex, if there are none to be found I spoon a pillow and cry myself to sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
How much I fucking love Gossip Girl. And how my life is an empty husk now that its over.

EDIT: I have filled the void with Dr Phil, the first episode I watched was a changing day in my life.
You should message me if
If you're a crazy cat lady who doesn't want to die alone.
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