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My self-summary
If I could have dinner with 5 celebrities they'd be Patton Oswalt, Kevin Smith, Tina Fey, Jeff Goldblum, and David Lynch.

If I could have one industrial strength appliance in my kitchen it'd be a panini press.

I want to one day get dressed in a nice suit and tie and have cocktails at 10 AM at a bar at The Hilton and act all fancy and then have a friend come bursting out of the bathroom in a white t-shirt and boxers, point at me, and say "Stop! That man's an impostor!"

I don't have any pets but I like to watch dogs play in the park.

I want a google self-drive car.
What I’m doing with my life
I'll be taking improv and writing classes this summer, but for now I entertain myself by writing Kitchen Nightmare fan fiction and devising lists like who would I cast in an all black remake of Lord of the Rings.
I’m really good at
Dropping random movie/tv trivia, quotes, and/or references.
The first things people usually notice about me
My resemblance to a generic white guy with glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Millennium Trilogy(AKA Girl With The Dragon Tattoo), Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Clockwork Orange, Rebel Without a Crew, Elmore Leonard, Stephen King, Philip K Dick, Jules Verne, Agatha Christie, HP Lovecraft.

Movies: I have a bookshelf full of DVDs but my developing Blu-ray collection includes Star Wars (original trilogy) Inception, The Dark Knight Rises, Drag me to Hell, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Eyes Wide Shut, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, The Good The Bad and The Weird, Watchmen, Gremlins 1 & 2, The Goonies, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Prometheus. I also have a million movies qued up on my Netflix and Hulu accounts that range from Criterion Collections to Sharknado 3.

TV: The Flash, Arrow, Agents of Shield, Gotham, Marvel Netflix shows, Key and Peele, X-files, Twilight Zone, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, and I recently discovered the genius that is Gravity Falls.

Music: I like instrumental stuff mostly, jazz, blues, classical, soundtracks. For my darker side I may feel the need for some Beastie Boys, Smashing Pumpkins, Disturbed, Michael Jackson, Annie Lennox, David Bowie, Beatles, Elvis, Elvis Costello, Daft Punk, The Kinks, I'd say I'm pretty open.

Food: Falafel and hummus, Mexican-Korean fusion, sushi, pad-thai, Rubens, midnight burritos. I'm not vegan or vegetarian but I do like trying out meat alternatives like Tofurky sausage and Quinoa Burgers. They're okay, but I still like my beef and dairy.
Six things I could never do without
1. My laptop
2. My camera
3. Instant microwave noodles
4. Youtube Tutorials
5. Caffeine (this should probably be #1)
6. My crock pot (Lentil soup, turkey chili, chorizo tacos, mac and cheese, so many uses.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
WWBMD? What would Bill Murray do?
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting some cheap Chinese food, swinging by an arcade bar, hanging out with my platonic BFFs while we watch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt or something the likes there of. Or running over to The Music Box, The Davis, or The New 400 for a movie.
You should message me if
You want to get some pancakes. Like now.
The two of us