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My self-summary
Remix time: starting this thang from scratch, the old one was showing it's age. Taking a new approach; rather than the whole "I'm a fun spirited guy who like walks on the beach, blah blah blah" I'm just going to spill my brain out and see what happens.

I like the smell of conditioned air, and hose water.

Cats> dogs> everything else.

The 80's had the best cartoons.

Fully believe that je ne sais quoi is a big part of attraction.

I age normally, but mature in reverse.

I was a nerd before being a nerd was cool. I have nerd-entitlement and feel hostile towards fake nerds.

Hipster guys are terrible, but hipster girls are cute. Double standard, I know. DONT JUDGE ME!

I'd rather be lucky than good. I'm neither.

I have the death sentence in twelve systems!

Lists are easier than composing meaningful sentences.

I hate having to capitalize and correct my spelling just in case a potential match regards it as a positive quality.

Sleeping is the most delicious thing in the whole wide world. Then Pizza.

Donatello is my favorite ninja turtle.

Soundwave superior; Autobots inferior.

I am a nice guy, but always find villains more interesting.

I can't watch the Crow without tearing up near the end. Braveheart either now that I mention it.

In that same vein, I've only watched I Am Legend once all the way through and will never see Marley and Me.

I am lazy. Really, really lazy. Yes, lazier than that. And that. Keep going.

I've never been to a concert, ever, in my whole life.

Is this formatting getting on your nerves? It must not be too terrible since you got this far. Unless you skimmed down to this line. In that case back to where you started cheater!

Video game music and Movie scores are a both high art forms.

I have poor impulse control. Like the dog in Pixars Up. SQUIRREL!

Best Final Fantasy? 7. Then 2.

Best Trek captain? Sisko.

Best Doctor Who? Tennant, Doctor 10. Seriously, who DIDN'T tear up when the Doctor and Rose got separated??

I dislike most pop music, but out of laziness, it's most of what I listen to.

The only pop I drink is diet. Which is odd because the rest of my diet would make a garbage disposal blush.

Oh, and it is POP. Not Soda.

I can do a really great grumpy cat impression.

That sorta covers it, Seacrest OUT!
What I’m doing with my life
Under semi-permanent construction until I figure it out.
I’m really good at
Putting people at ease. I have a zen-like aura. This is a scientific fact.

Somehow ending up in the poly section of OKC after just browsing some random profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
My swag. YOLO.

Just kidding, it's my boobs! Ok, ok, still kidding, it's my height, and then my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here we go:

Food: Pizza, Chinese, and Puerto Rican cuisine. Can't get enough of these, and If someone were to make a pie chart out of my contents, there would be be big sections of pie (mmmm pie) labeled with those foods. Also quite partial to pasta with rich cream sauce that you regret in the morning, corn dogs when you can find em, and malted milk. That you regret in the morning.

Movies: Sci-fi, action, a good comedy, drama once in a while and being surprised by something I would not normally pick. Some favorites are Star Wars and Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Aliens, Most of the Marvel movies, the New Batman, Serenity, Transformers, Cabin in the Woods, Pacific Rim, Predator, Terminator.

Shows: Stuff I've been turned on to, or that I've drifted into from recommendations. Currently it's: Modern Family, Parks and rec, New Girl, Agents of SHIELD, and a slew of Netflix shows.

Books: I don't get nearly enough time to read lately due to work, but when I do, it's either sci-fi/ fantasy, or horror. Last great book I read was World War Z...Modern masterpiece.

I'm also really into comics- mostly graphic novels of books that are highly regarded. Saga, Daredevil, X-statix, Moon Knight, Power Girl, Astro City, Walking Dead, Ms Marvel, The Wicked + The Divine, She Hulk, Batman, Hawkeye, Scott Pilgrim, Rat Queens, ect.

Music I can take or leave. I worked in a music store for six years, and I've never recovered. There are some songs and artists that I really like, but they tend to be things that really separate themselves from the pack. Almost every song I like right now, I've stumbled on accidentally.

To that effect, my favorite song right now is by Maroon 5, which I heard watching a webcam on a Po.....litical debate site. Yes, that. Certainly not any other word that start with Po.
Six things I could never do without
My cat, the incomparable Sniffies!
Something to read.
An internet connection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to have for dinner. It's an important decision.

Things that I should look up on google when I get a chance, then forgetting them two minutes later.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, With my cat sleeping somewhere nearby, relaxing after a week of work. Or out with friends doing something nerdy like playing Star Trek, or board game night. Or watching some TV. Reading a graphic novel.

Exciting, I know. Hold on to your butts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk to my cat. A lot. In one of those annoying voices. You know the kind.
You should message me if
You are a dork. You think Peter Jackson, Gene Roddenberry and George R. R. Martin are genius. Sir Patrick Stewart is a role model to you. You want to learn to learn to fly an X-wing or don't find it odd that I do. You still watch cartoons. You can quote Aliens. You want to be entertained. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

I would like to meet someone who I have a 100% enemy rating with. It would be like meeting Lex Luthor, or Khan! KHHAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!!

Please no one from an alternate universe. I had a dream about this, it would just be too complicated.
The two of us