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My self-summary
I’m not your typical dc dweller. I don’t work for a non-profit, I don’t work for a politician, I don’t wear a black pea coat and I rarely if ever don my black rimmed glasses. What I do is work in IT(Information Technology). I currently work for the Department of Conspiracy Coordination. This is an unknown department of the United States government that coordinates, implements, and engineers the various conspiracies that the United States is involved in. You can’t have all these government conspiracies in place with some level of management in place right? What I do for them is Windows administration, in a nut shell that basically means that my job is to make sure the computers and servers go BEEP. Being that I work in IT the probability of me being a geek is pretty high, so I’ll admit I’m a geek. But just because I’m a geek doesn’t that I’m only into technology, sci-fi and video games. I also like to go running several times a week. At night I like to use my neighborhood block as a make shift track and on Sundays I like to run in Meridian hill park. I also do other exercises as well so I’m pretty fit for your average geek. I like to think I have a good sense of humor. My sense of humor seems to be a combination of smartassery and sarcasm sprinkled with a little bit a cynicism. Combined with my highly observational nature I’ve become adept at pulling out good one liners on the fly. Well you can’t be in DC with out talking a little bit about your political beliefs so let me just put it this way. I treat politics like a salad bar, I take what I want and I leave the rest. That means I take some ideals from the right, some ideals from the left, and leave all the nonsense behind. I feel that political hard lining for any party if is the fastest way to loose sight of what’s important and what’s not.
What I’m doing with my life
Documenting my decent into madness.
I’m really good at
Making smart ass comments when perfectly timed or when not appropriate. I’m also good at making up fake indie rock band names and then using them to irritate hipsters, and of course fixing computers plus other technological devices.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a huge collection of unique graphic tee-shirts that I love to wear, like the one in my profile pic. People usually notice that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Every Saturday and Sunday morning I like to re-watch the Marvel Comics cartoons from the 90s on YouTube and eat pop-tarts. Back then cartoons were good and insightful, not like the crap I see my nephew watch today. Currently I’m watching the Fantastic Four, I just finished the Incredible Hulk. I also watch:

Game of Thrones
The Walking Dead
Breaking bad
Doctor who
Sons of Anarchy
Boardwalk Empire
True blood

That’s a lot of HBO shows on there, but that’s a Sunday night ritual in the house I live in.

Alternative rock
Some Indy Rock(not the whiney stuff)
Drum and Bass

I pretty much eat everything exept for Sea food, I’m a huge pasta junkie and I’ll eat it a couple of times a weeks. Candy is my real weakness though.


Books: I don’t get that much time to read but when I do its usually in the area of Sci-fi or adventure.
Six things I could never do without
Bacon – I can’t imagine a world with out bacon.

The internet – In this day and age we’ve all turned into information junkies.

Food – I like all kinds of food, I love to eat.

Potato chips – I never met a person who didn’t like potato chips.

I’ll think of other things later.

Spell check – I’ve been so ruined by spell check that I just mash the keyboard now and hope for the best.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people do the things they do. Especially on the metro, you can really get some good people watching in during rush hour on the metro. As a computer guy I also like to think about the algorithms OK cupid uses to match people, sometimes the make sense other time they are utterly baffling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with people or at one of the local bars, if I’m tired from a long day at work I’ll just relax at home. Also if I can manage it I like to go to the Doctor who happy hour at the Black Cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As a little kid growing up in the 90s I would always hear Marion Barry's name in the news and I always thought it was 2 people, Mary and Barry. I believed this the case until the middle of high school.
You should message me if
If actually want to know something about me, I am more then willing to answer your questions. In a nutshell I'm not some pink polo poppin, casual dress shirt wearin, brohemian out of GQ magazine. Nor am I some pretentious bearded hipster either. I like wearing awesome t-shirts and I'm kind of a geek, but geeks are cool now right? I also like some other things that are unconventional but maybe we can get into those later. But if not interested, thanks for looking. Oh and one more thing..... GO CAPS!!!
The two of us