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My self-summary
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I would love to meet that feisty little firecracker that keeps me on my toes and knows how to hold her own in a battle of wits. It's been a little over two years since I moved here from sunny South FL, and I’m not gonna lie, the thought of perishing in a blizzard and losing my toes to hypothermia still seriously concerns me when winter comes around. Therefore, I’ve taken it upon myself to find that ideal special someone whom loves to laugh, have random adventures, and generally have a good time with. I’m a pretty lovable guy, so quit wasting time reading this and send me a message, you never know, I could be the one…
What I’m doing with my life
Clark Kent looking web app developer in the city by day, beer drinking, button smashing, board game wiper by night.
I’m really good at
Walking, listening to music, and reading my kindle all at the same time, while not getting hit by any cars crossing the street or running into a pole.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Jurassic Park, The Island, Equilibrium, Waiting, Superbad
Food: Everyone says sushi, which is mine too, but I'll think outside the box.... Rolos
Books: 11/22/63, Jurassic Park (Yeah, still love dinosaurs), GoT, Hyperion series, The Road, The Particle at the End of the Universe.
The six things I could never do without
1. Rolos - Best candy ever, just saying
2. My little sis
3. Freshly ground, Columbian espresso beans. Reminds me of home.
4. reddit
5. My six strings
6. Bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I thought it was so awesome to live above a bar like in "How I Met Your Mother." Now that I live above a bar, I always wonder how'd they got any sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Whether going to a bar where there are turtle racing, (Yup, turtles... racing... What'll they think of next) with some awesome sauce friends, or bringing the fun to one of our places to play some Exploding kittens or some board game nobody has ever hear of.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a doppelgänger and his name is Galavant. Don't believe me?
You should message me if
you want to show a Florida transplant where the nearest bar is, whom won't give me any looks when I ask to put on the the Miami game (Not Ohio btw, sorry Ohioans). I doubt there is one, but it's worth looking...