I'm most assuredly not vegan, vegetarian or anything thereabouts. I have no problem if you are though. But, I swear to god, if you try and make me eat vegetables I'll slap you in the face with a medium-rare porterhouse.
Also, I wear Batman capes and oversized hats. I scatter black petals on Rei Kawakubo's doorsteps and serenade her in rap. I wish I was Daria but I get too excited about things like candy to be deadpan all the time.
I am sarcastic, shocking, and ascerbic
Movies: The Dreamers, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko, Everything is Illuminated, Marie Antoinette, Closer, 9 Songs, Ace Ventura, American History X, Anatomy of Hell, Basketball Diaries, Beetlejuice, Black Snake Moan, Boogie Nights, Book of Love, Brokeback Mountain, Broken Saints, The Brown Bunny, Clueless, Cowboys & Angels, The Craft, El Mar, Elephant, Fight Club, Hard Candy, The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, The Harry Potter Films, Hocus Pocus, Hook, The Ice Storm, Imaginary Heroes, Jawbreaker, James and the Giant Peach, Jumanji, Ken Park, Kids, Latter Days, Love Me if You Dare, the Man in the moon, Munich, Mysterious Skin, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Now and Then, Pan's Labyrinth, The Prestige, Pretty Persuasion, Requiem for a Dream, Romeo & Juliet, The Science of Sleep, Sleepy Hollow, The Squid and the Whale, State's Evidence, Strangers with Candy, Sugar, Thirteen, Titanic, To the Extreme, To Wong Foo: Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar, Trainspotting, Transamerica, Troy, The United States of Leland, The Virgin Suicides, Wild Tigers I Have Known, X-Men: The Last Stand, You'll Get Over It, Young Gods, Ted Bundy, Dahmer, Ed Gein, Garden State, Where The Heart Is, Anywhere But Here
Music: Florence & the Machine, Regina Spektor, Imogen Heap, Frankmusik, ABBA, Ace of Base, Adele, Alanis Morissette, Alina Puscau, the All-American Rejects, Alphabeat, Aly & A.J., Anjulie, Anna Nalick, Anneliese van der Pool, Ashley Tisdale, Augustana, Avril Lavigne, BSB, Bat for Lashes, Ben Folds, Beth Hart, Boys Like Girls, The Bravery, Britney Spears, Calvin Harris, Cascada, Cassie, Celine Dion, Celtic Woman, Chantal Kreviazuk, Cher, The Click Five, Cobra Starship, Coeur de pirate, Coheed and Cambria, Colbie Caillat, Corinne Bailey Rae, The Corrs, The Cranberries, CSS, A Cursive Memory, Cute is What We Aim For, DHT, Damien Rice, Delta Goodrem, Demi Lovato, Destiny's Child, Dido, Dolly Parton, Dragonette, Dream, Eagle Eye Cherry, Eisley, Elliot Yamin, Emmy Rossum, The Faint, Fall Out Boy, Feist, A Fine Frenzy, Fiona Apple, Five for Fighting, Fort Minor, The Fray, Frou Frou, Garbage, Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Greg Laswell, Groove Coverage, Guster, Gwen Stefani, Hannah Montana, Hellogoodby, Hilary Duff, Hoku, Howie Day, The Hush Sound, I Nine, Ida Maria, Incubus, India Arie, Ingrid Michaelson, Jack's Mannequin, Jadyn Maria, James Blunt, Janelle Monae, Jem, Jessie Malakouti, JET, Jewel, John Legend, Kate Nash, Kate Voegele, Katharine McPhee, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Kelly Clarkson, Keren Ann, Kerli, Kill Hannah, The Killers, Kim Sozzi, Kimberley Locke, Kimya Dawson, Krystal Meyers, KT Tunstall, La Roux, Lady Gaga, Lady Sovereign, LadyHawke, Lenka, Leona Lewis, Lesley Roy, Letters to Cleo, Lifehouse, Lil' Kim, Lil' Mama, Lily Allen, The Limousines, Linkin Park, Little Jackie, Liz Phair (especially Hot, White Cum), Lykke Li (I'm just going to stop at the L's, although there's a lot more music that I like...)
Food: Mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese, chicken parmesan
The next crazy cocktail I can make.
Balancing my finances.
Where I'm going to brunch this weekend.
Or if you understood the tail-end of my Self-Summary section. :)