30Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I currently work in finance/procurement, and I despise the term 'young professional' but I guess I technically am one. I stereotypically work hard/play hard, bla bla. I'm witty and sarcastic, and I enjoy laughing and making others laugh.

Also, I really want to change my username to Joe-Zone Layer, but I don't want to pay okc, so let's just assume I was creative from the get-go.
What I’m doing with my life
Playing in 2 softball leagues, a kickball league, hopefully dodgeball soon, getting ready for hockey season, going to happy hours, creating my own happy hours, hoping no Hurricanes come this way
I’m really good at
Cards Against Humanity
People Watching
Having the perfect thing to say to make people laugh
Fake Jenga @ Frankford Hall
Artfully crafting team names
Making dinner for people
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile, hair, height
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Comedy, action
TV: Arrested Development, Top Gear, Seinfeld, Walking Dead, The League, Always Sunny
Music: 80s, 90, anything new that sounds good
Food:Italian, mexican, American, pickles
Six things I could never do without
Something to do
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Being outside when it's nice out
-Being somewhere other than work when I'm at work
-Starting a blog about nothing
-What I want to eat
-Things that make me laugh
-What zip code I have to put on here for it to say I live in 'Murica
-Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hours.
On a typical Friday night I am
No matter where I am or what I'm doing, I'm making the most of my Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been told my profile is dead on. This shouldn't really be considered private, but since people lie about so many things on here it will probably come as a surprise.
You should message me if
-You're looking for a great guy who can't be completely described by words, and who will always keep you on your toes.

-You find it impossible not to laugh at horse head masks

-You want to play dodgeball, kickball, or softball, and are looking for a team to play on
The two of us