43 Rocky River, United States
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My self-summary
"Hello, my name is George. I am unemployed and live with my parents"

What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out what I would do for a Klondike bar! and how many licks does it REALLY take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Sometimes I lay in bed at night, and look up at the millions and millions of stars and wonder.....what the hell happened to my roof!?
I’m really good at
Figuring out why you're still single
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my eyes...because I have 2 of them... or because they are blue I guess
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like chick flicks and romance novels...ok, I lied
The six things I could never do without
Nobody is really wondering what six things I could never do without.

You might wonder,though, why Superman wears his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Or do French people say "pardon my English" when they swear?

These are more important questions that need answers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering what I am going to do on Saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit to nothing. You can't prove it!
You should message me if
...your inner self tells you not to. Because we both know you make bad decisions.