I am CALLIPYGIAN, AN OSCULATOR, and A SESQUIPEDALIAN
Sometimes I lay in bed at night, and look up at the millions and millions of stars and wonder.....what the hell happened to my roof!?
You might wonder,though, why Superman wears his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Or do French people say "pardon my English" when they swear?
These are more important questions that need answers