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My self-summary

*I should clarify that my username was a hilarious attempt at doing away with the grand old opening line that is so frequently used on this site, "hey, you okay?"
I realise now that it comes across that I'm describing myself as 'fine' (good looking, hot), which is really not the case. I am fine though.
What I’m doing with my life
Let me get back to you on that one
I’m really good at
Taking my time to reply to messages.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My Name is Elmo, Jack Kerouac, Jean-Paul Sartre, Anthony Burgess, Hubert Selby Jr, Henry David Thoreau, Sylvia Plath, Ernest Hemingway, Oscar Wilde, H.P Lovecraft.
Leos Carax, David Lynch, Wes Anderson, Krzysztof Kieślowski, Jean-Luc Godard, Park Chan-Wook, Francis Ford Coppola, Sofia Coppola, Woody Allen, Robert Bresson, Gaspar Noé, John Hughes, Terry Gilliam, Steve McQueen, Terrence Malick, Jacques Audiard, Michelangelo Antonioni, Nicolas Winding Refn, Ridley Scott, Richard Linklater, Jim Jarmusch, Akira Kurosawa, Stanley Kubrick, Federico Fellini, Orson Welles, Fritz Lang, Michel Gondry, Charlie Kaufman, Spike Jonze, Béla Tarr, Agnès Varda, Dardenne brothers.
I have a soft spot for seriously bad 80's action and horror films.

The Sopranos and Twin Peaks above all.
Due South, Californication, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Simpsons, MST3K, Brass Eye, Monkey Dust, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, The Wire, Quantum Leap, Bored To Death, Snuff Box.

I kinda like music.

Grouper, The Replacements, NIN, Lightning Bolt, John Coltrane, New Order, Arthur Russell, Sun Kil Moon, Misfits, Melvins, Mac Demarco, Swans, Andy Stott, Battles, Talking Heads, Roxy Music, Brian Eno, MBV, Viet Cong, Oneohtrix Point Never, Death Grips, Shabazz Palaces, Elliott Smith, Scott Walker, Mercyful Fate, Sleep, Anthrax, Black Sabbath, Black Flag, Kate Bush, Peter Gabriel, Broadcast, Mount Eerie, Polvo, Iceage, Holly Herndon, Portishead, Japan, OMD, Depeche Mode, Jessica Pratt, Ty Segall, Suicide, Beach House, DIIV, Arca, Converge, Chelsea Wolfe, Grimes, Xiu Xiu, Flying Lotus, Lil B, R. Stevie Moore, Cocteau Twins, Fugazi, Deftones, Deafheaven, La Dispute, Dean Blunt, Future Islands, Protomartyr, Julianna Barwick, High On Fire, Fuck Buttons, Squarepusher, Herbie Hancock, Modest Mouse
Six things I could never do without
Milk (soya to whole, it's all good)
Trump memes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
If you'll marry me, help me acquire a green card.

You have a strong desire to go to a karaoke bar, because I do.

You dance like David Byrne.

If you want the Twin Peaks soundtrack to be playing in the background during every conversation/message we share.

You'd like to swap mixtapes, cute drawings, sickly love notes and all that shit.
The two of us