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My self-summary
Regarded as the most annoying and sarcastic being wrapped in the most adorable and loving package. Like a puppy that eats your socks.

In all sincerity, I'm a man in my mid-20s just trying to work out what's going on in the world around me.

I'm a collector of cars, guitars, guns, and watches
What I’m doing with my life
My days usually consist of waking up in a panic thinking I overslept, working till 6 or 8 o'clock. Then returning to my apartment, as I try as hard as possible to not bash my tablet working on projects for college, and wonder why my cat is yelling at me.
I’m really good at
Anything involving tools
Singing in cars
Embarrassing you
Befriending animals
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not a pirate
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
American Horror Stories, most 90's sitcoms, Top Gear, and The Food Network

Anything with Nick Offerman

Minus screamo, I listen to all kinds of music
Six things I could never do without
Spiritual wealth
Good drinks
Better company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to hold on to my sanity as an engineering major. In the same respect, "Can I blow that up?"
On a typical Friday night I am
To be determined. I feel I should update this every Friday night and do a little self-discovery
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was caught in a car fire while racing on Pocono Raceway

I regret choosing this username
You should message me if
You want to meet-up. I'm terrible at talking online

Or if you can enjoy yourself in any situation. Whether it be at a shooting range, a country music festival, at a Ferry Wap concert, and/or a bar for a few drinks
The two of us