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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Joey.

A healthy cross between overconfidence and self-deprecation.

I'm simple. I'm a homebody. I'm a bit crude occasionally. I'm quite set in my ways but on the other hand I like to think I'm a pretty open-minded individual. I can be a walking contradiction at times. I wield the extraordinary ability to showcase a myriad of different emotions except anger; I'm working on it. I play quite a bit of video games. I pay an unhealthy amount of attention to the 24 hour news cycle. Sometimes I even do those two things at the same time, believe it or not. I just do what I do.

Simple subjects that sum me up as an individual:
simplicity, video gaming, computers, reading, music, cinema, 24 hour news services, high fantasy, science fiction, LANing, sleeping, table-top gaming, comfortable silence, tattoos (any sort of body modification), television watching, settling in, being informed, politics, working, lurking (in general), self-education, being a night owl, keeping my sense of humor about things.

What better way to find out about me than to just ask? Go ahead and open the book.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, paying the bills, eating healthy, working out and then rounding all of that off with some video games and netflix.
I’m really good at
Video games, computers, entertaining myself, staying up late and never getting enough sleep and filling out online dating profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
The mustache, just kidding. Recently shaved it off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Television: Lost, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, House of Cards, Seinfeld, Star Trek:TNG, Dexter, Doctor Who, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How It's Made, Dirty Jobs, Survivor Man, Man vs. Wild, AE Classroom, Antiques Roadshow, The Twilight Zone, The X Files, Anything currently airing on The Science Channel, Fox News, CNN, BBC America and so on.

Movies: Goodfellas, Casino, Blow, Catch Me If You Can, Dawn of the Dead(1978), Shaun of the Dead, Office Space, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, American History X, Training Day, The Color of Money, The Hustler, The Road Warrior, Walk the Line, The Last King of Scotland, A Beautiful Mind, The Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness, Donnie Brasco, The Life and Death of Peter Sellers, Waiting, Being There, The Great Escape, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, I'm All Right Jack, Patton, Vertigo, North by Northwest, Von Ryan's Express, The bridge on the River Kwai, The World of Henry Orient, Thank You for Smoking, There Will Be Blood, Tombstone, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, all of the James Bond films and so on.
Six things I could never do without
The essentials? Hmm..
-Human interaction
-Reading material
-Physical activity
-Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The past, present and future, the origins of our universe, space travel, time traveling scenarios, my job, television shows, love, life and my next meal.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shit myself on a mini-golf course when I was nine. Is that too much you think?
You should message me if
We share common interests, you're just as easily entertained as I am and if you know what one snowman said to the other snowman.
You're not a flake.
The two of us