29North Olmsted, United States
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My self-summary
Felt it was time to overhaul this thing. I was coming across as a painfully generic lump of nothing, and while that may in fact be the case, I feel like it would be better if I appeared more exciting to the general dating public.

When I'm not captaining a small commercial freighter around various capes and ports (searching for exotic spices and valuable textiles,) I'm exploring dense jungles and curing obscure diseases and disorders. I can often be found in the company of dignitaries, socialites and the upper-crusty, eating buckets of caviar off of tiny toast triangles and drinking champagne out of high heeled shoes.

I would never be caught dead spending quiet evenings at home, watching movies or playing those things I've been told are called video games. I won't read anything without 'Action,' 'Nude' or 'Action Nudes' in the title. My favorite drink is pain.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm stuck in a loop. Hopefully school soon, again, and work. I am a retail wage-weasel and none too proud, but I'll sell you a slightly overpriced video game if you're in the market. Maybe I'll draw you something if you'd like.

I'll more than likely draw something you'll hate.
I’m really good at
running myself into the ground, reading every once in a while, starting a new video game and instantly losing interest, then starting another. Some folks say I can draw some things well, others say I'm funny sometimes..! Personally, I think I'm quite good at very inane things, like trivia and board games.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I look incredibly young. The facial hair kind of helps show my age, but every so often I get the insane urge to shave and boom, right back to 14.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As far as books go, I'll read anything by Stephen King or Bentley Little. I'm also a huge fan of Poe and Lovecraft, and I'll read a wide variety of poetry from time to time.

I love horror movies, anything with zombies is a surefire hit in my book (even if it's terrible, I'll still have fun watching it.) Speaking of terrible, bad sci-fi movies are great. MST3K is one of my favorite TV shows, and that's nothing but robots riffing on b movies in hilarious ways. I can also sit down and watch the entire series of Scrubs. I love that show so much it hurts sometimes. I'll give any anime a try, and as such I've seen a little bit of everything. Other assorted shows I think are pretty great;
Doctor Who in a pretty big way, Torchwood, The Office (both versions, no less,) Dexter, The Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy, Penn and Tellers Bullshit, Invader Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, South Park, Angry Beavers, most of the documentary-type shows on the History and Science channels, stand-up comedy.

On the topic of music, I think it'll just be easier to list, in no particular order, a bunch of bands/artists that I think are neato-keen;
Coheed and Cambria, Tom Waits, Sufjan Stevens, AFI, Sleigh Bells, Tilly and the Wall, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Akira Yamaoka (every single Silent Hill soundtrack,) Ludo, Belle and Sebastian, The Black Keys, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Arcade Fire, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, a lot of stuff from the 40's, most classical.

I will eat pretty much anything edible, and I'm always willing to try new things. Sushi is fantastic, as is most Chinese food (not too big on Thai, but maybe I just haven't tried the right dish yet.)
Six things I could never do without
Cell division
A Diaphragm
The first four seasons of Scrubs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just how many people are wandering around this planet at any given time, and how much they hate each other.

On a typical Friday night I am
building towers in hopes of besting the creepers and skellies. Lately it's been The Simpsons and Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but sometimes it's drinks at the dive bar down the street with some of my best friends.

Usually it's some boring thing or another.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can be an asshole sometimes, in a vain attempt at humor.
You should message me if
You feel like it's a thing to do.

There's some strange force compelling you to do so, like the whisperings of some great Lovecraftian horror, reaching its inky tendrils through the veil.

You want to watch some Doctor Who or Mystery Science Theater.
The two of us