JohnHenryB3
32 San Diego, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a charming, funny, tattooed goofball. Martial artist (kung fu, tai chi, chi gung), weight lifter, musician, hip-hop kid. I collect comic books, I play video games. I read a lot. I'm a shorts and t-shirt type of guy, but dress-up is fun. I've put on a lot of muscle since those pics up there were taken, but no one's taken any pics of me lately and I try not to selfie. Just trust me, I bulked up. Also currently beardless. Current project: becoming a standup comedian. I've been writing bits and am getting ready to start hitting stages.

Would love to find a nerdy girl, but I'd settle for a girl that lifts. Bright, fun, sweet, and emotionally stable/supportive is the goal.

-No bigots, racists, narcissists, egomaniacs, stoners/drunks, living stereotypes, or all-around assholes. You're not cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Breaking into stand-up.
I’m really good at
Nyuk nyuk, wocka wocka...
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile, tattoos, or my "manly" body, I'm told. I have the gnarliest calves you've ever seen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Neil Gaiman, Mike Mignola, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Brian K. Vaughn, Brian Wood, Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Brian Michael Bendis, Eric Powell...

Shows: Breaking Bad, Dexter, South Park, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, Adventure Time, Regular Show, World of Gumball, Tosh.0, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Californication, Always Sunny, Samurai Jack, Archer...

Movies: Interstellar, The Blues Brothers, Sin City, SLC Punk, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Dark Knight, American Beauty, Fight Club, Godfather, Rushmore, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Fist of Legend, Ong Bak, Labyrinth, Groundhog Day, Seven Samurai, Taxi Driver, Empire Strikes Back, Princess Bride...

Music: Funk Soul Hip-hop, metal, afrobeat, drum n bass, turntablism, ska, space odyssey rock, funk fused with anything...

Food: I will/can/do try/consume/inhale almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
My library.
My djembe.
My PS4.
My wits.
My coffee.
My cheery disposition.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Kung fu, jokes, beats, and dreams.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, playing music, or with friends. Or reading. Or hiding. Or gaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a foot tattoo. I know. It's... irregular. For a dude. Or whatever.
You should message me if
You've got the mind of a realist and the heart of an optimist. If your everyday humdrum is never boring. If you're part dreamer, part critic, kinda sweet, and kinda salty.
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