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My self-summary
Let's cut to the chase.

Here's why I'm interesting/don't suck/might be attractive in some way:

-I'm a percussionist.

- I am comic book guy. My graphic novel library is larger than some comic book stores.

-Throughout grade school I was the fattest kid in school. That's why I didn't turn out to be an asshole. I knew too many growing up.

-I train in kung fu and weight lifting.

-I've been on stage for almost every reason imaginable.

-I am a pop culture reference machine.

-I've played drums for the gorillas at the zoo.

-I was raised on metal, but converted to hip-hop. I'm even a decent beatboxer.

-Good at impressions, very quick witted, sharp as a tack. I live to spread mirth.

-I have colorful tattoos all over my body.

Dating Note: I try not to have a type. I am open to younger girls with old souls or older women that are young at heart. Bright, fun, sweet, and emotionally stable/supportive is the goal.


-I've been completely sober for years. Yes, I have a lot of fun in life. No, I don't mind if you do drink, as long as you're not a sloppy lush. If sober people make no sense to you, we probably shouldn't hang out.

-I don't watch sports. At all.

-I'm a gamer. Yes, I thrive on it and it helps keep me sane. Yes, I can go without it for days at a time. No, I don't miss work, gf time, or sleep for ps4.

-I can't date stoners. Sorry, but I can't eat Cheetos and giggle at the wall with you. I have shit to do.

-I am very laid back, self-aware, allergic to both drama and bullshit, and value depth of character, creativity, intelligence, and humor. If you are the opposite of this, we will not have much to say to eachother.

-No bigots, racists, narcissists, egomaniacs, living stereotypes, or all-around assholes. You're not cool.

-And finally, I am in the middle of a lifelong sordid love affair with the written word and the incorrigible articulatory power of the English language. If you can't or choose not to spell correctly, even while texting, I CAN'T date you. Exceptions will be made for the dyslexic, because I'm not a monster.
What I’m doing with my life
I work alot, but less now that I'm back in school. I play music as much as I can. I read more than the average bear. I try not to get tattooed. And I'm trying to get back into my writing, because its not particularly terrible.
I’m really good at
Djembe, comics enthusiasm, being musically minded, impressions, kung fu, and having a rapier's wit.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos, my jovial nature, my sarcasm? Dat booty? I'm told my smile is nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Neil Gaiman, Mike Mignola, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Brian K. Vaughn, Brian Wood, Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Brian Michael Bendis, Eric Powell...

Shows: Breaking Bad, Dexter, South Park, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, Adventure Time, Regular Show, World of Gumball, Tosh.0, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Californication, Always Sunny, Samurai Jack, Archer...

Movies: Interstellar, The Blues Brothers, Sin City, SLC Punk, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Dark Knight, American Beauty, Fight Club, Godfather, Rushmore, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Fist of Legend, Ong Bak, Labyrinth, Groundhog Day, Seven Samurai, Taxi Driver, Empire Strikes Back, Princess Bride...

Music: Funk Soul Hip-hop, metal, afrobeat, drum n bass, turntablism, ska, space odyssey rock, funk fused with anything...

Food: I will/can/do try/consume/inhale almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
My library.
My djembe.
My PS4.
My wits.
My coffee.
My cheery disposition.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thwarting assassins, drum beats, and dreams.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, playing music, or with friends. Or reading. Or hiding. Or gaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a foot tattoo. I know. It's... irregular. For a dude. Or whatever.
You should message me if
You've got the mind of a realist and the heart of an optimist. If your everyday humdrum is never boring. If you're part dreamer, part critic, kinda sweet, and kinda salty.