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My self-summary
My name is John, I’m an honest, trustworthy guy who will do anything for anybody and if I can’t do anything else for you I can make you laugh!

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,

And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

Read more: Monty Python - Galaxy Song Lyrics | MetroLyrics
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an Engineering Graduate and someday I hope to be a teacher at a college or a university.

At the moment I’m having a go at being an entrepreneur and doing a lot of interesting things with 3D printers, whilst working as a private tutor with first tutors.

I'm also studying some very interesting (Mind F**king!) Cisco networking stuff with the open univercity!
I’m really good at
I'm good at designing things like electronic circuits and computer programs. Building my ideas is another kettle of fish.

Interesting things that I’m good at are things like making up stories and plots. I sometimes do a bit of writing, which is something i would like to do more of.

Practical things I’m good at are finding ways around problems and sticky situations. I often see things that others can't and use sometimes ridiculous methods of doing things.

I used to have tons of hobbies too like computer games, writing, making videos, genealogy and coin collecting. I want to start doing those things again!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm going to be honest at first people tend to think I’m a bit weird but thats just because they dont know me yet :) Once people get to know me the see what a nice, fun guy I am and then we start having fun!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Assassins Creed, Grand theft auto 4/5, Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, Lego, Spiderman, Back to the Future, PS1/2/3, Xbox 360/1, Nintendo 3DS

Vsauce 1/2/3, Planet Dolan, CGP Grey, Thoughty2, How It Should Have Ended, Darkmatter2525, NoneStampCollector, Alltime Conspiracys, Strange mysterys, Rob Dyke, Beyond Science, ADHD, College Humor,

Last of the Summer Wine, The Royle Family, Keeping Up Appearances, One Foot in the Grave, Top Gear, House, MythBusters, American Dad, Red Dwarf, Torchwood, Star Trek, Only Fools and Horses, Frasier, Doc Martin, Casualty, Holby City, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Coronation Street, Emmerdale, Being Human, Life On Mars, My family, Benidorm, Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, Who Do You Think You Are?, Misfits, The Big Bang Theory, Official My Name is Earl, Family Guy, The Gadget Show, Dave Gorman

The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, Star Trek, The Hangover, PIRANHA 3DD, Green Lantern, Iron Man, The Flash, The Dukes of Hazzard, Avengers, Star Wars, Spider-Man, Men In Black, X-Men, Chronicle UK, Four Lions, THOR, Planet of the Apes, Back To the Future, Horrible Bosses, ForestGump, The Shawshank Redemption,

Slade, Supertramp, Pet Shop Boys, AC/DC, The Clash, Bon Jovi, Queen, Bob Marley, The Beatles, Alice Cooper, Meat Loaf, UB40, Aerosmith, Whitesnake/David Coverdale, Michael Jackson, chris cornell, def lepard.

Bodacious Creed.
The six things I could never do without
My laptop,
The internet,
The cinema,
Fun fairs,
Sugar (I've just found out im diabetic :( damn!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life the universe and everything :)

Aliens, paranormal, technology, mind uploading, how the brain works and how I can hack it.

I’m really open minded about most things except organised religion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either in the cinema, relaxing in front of the TV or engaging in one of my many hobbies and interests.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a colostomy bag and I'm not afraid to use it!
You should message me if
Since there isn’t a set protocol for this kind of thing, I have created one of my own. If done correctly this should achieve the greeting part of the dating process.

1. I read numerous profiles and if I see something about you that I like I will press the like button. If I have not clicked your like button, that doesn’t necessarily mean I don’t like you, as I am viewing profiles at random.

2. If you see something about me that you like on my profile you can:

a. Send me a message, you can just say “Hi” or tell me a little bit more about yourself, like for example, what has brought you to my profile.

b. Click the like bottom. If you choose this option I cannot tell for sure if you have clicked the like button because I’m not a full member but if I compare the time the button was clicked with the time you viewed my profile it will give me some indication. Although this only works if i can see that you have visited! So choose option a!

3. I will respond with a standard greeting of “What’s happening?” followed by a response to anything else you may have said.