29Medford, United States
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My self-summary
Dog lover, scotch drinker, seal kisser, and user of the Oxford comma.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a software engineer at a local start-up. I spend my days fighting with smart phones and doing things because I'm an "adult" now and I'm allowed to do them.

Like eating a cookie before dinner.

Or buying 600 googly-eyes on Amazon and sticking them everywhere.

Also, I just adopted a puppy and he's the best.
I’m really good at
- Answering rhetorical questions
- Ballroom dancing
- Cooking
- Cranium
- Darts
- Distracting myself
- Distracting others
- Finding pictures and videos of cute animals online
- Forgetting the names of famous people
- Getting invited to be a photographer at underground rap shows
- Getting songs stuck in my head
- Making perfectly normal situations completely awkward
- Mario Party 2
- Pronouncing big words wrong in front of important people
- Taking jokes too far
- Talking with my hands
- Trying to golf
- Turning on ovens without checking them for pizza boxes
- Using white space instead of commas to signify a pause
The first things people usually notice about me
I like the idea of putting testimonials here, I'm shamelessly stealing that idea from a friend.

"You could be worse" - Friend

"So sexy and manly" - someone that probably confused me and someone else

"Really good at putting lots of blankets on people" - friend covered with 15 blankets

"You are adorable" - same friend, sans blankets

"Obsessed with corgis" - everyone

"You haven't kill me, yet" - Tom

"Not cool." - A liar
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fahrenheit 451, The Gargoyle, The Solitude of Prime Numbers, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.

TV: Arrested Development, Community, Archer, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family. Oh, or anything on food network.

Music: Passion Pit, Young the Giant, Imagine Dragons, Mumford & Sons, Muse, Matt & Kim, Of Monsters and Men, Avett Brothers, Lily Allen... Actually, anything on this Spotify playlist :

I'm a foodie, I'll try anything once. Actually, I'll usually try it twice, just to be sure the first time wasn't a fluke.
Six things I could never do without
A good challenge.
Being wrong.
Things that confuse me.
New things.
Old things.
Different things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably doing something awesome.

Only probably though, sometimes awesomeness needs a break.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm currently binge watching MacGyver on Netflix. And I'm not ashamed of it.

Update: The 90s ruined this show.
You should message me if
You don't mind if I bring a puppy on a date.

You want to go on an adventure?

Also, if you do I'll send you a picture of a cute animal. Probably a corgi.
The two of us