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My self-summary
Side note: Bisexuality seems to mean polyamorous on here. I am not like this.

Well, I guess I'm a person. Yep. Well, depends how loosely you use the term or how you define a person. I guess if you don't define me as a person, that's probably something to think about.

John Dinner, (the username, not my real name, it's also easier to talk about yourself in third person but not, but I'm doing it anyway because I'm anxiously trying hard to be at the slightest amusing or interesting) is a 20 year-old man who might be considered to be nice and have a sense of humor, or something maybe possibly, but not commonly. Just here to look for friends mainly, if anything else comes from that then sure, that's a bonus.

I poop media for my own entertainment and occasionally the entertainment of others and hope to make a living from this. It is mainly music, sound, stuff.

I also enjoy the odd video game, with a kind of strange love for terrible games. Deadly Premonition is the most fun I've had playing a video game and it's like a poorly translated Japanese David Lynch/Tim and Eric mess.
What I’m doing with my life
I think I'm doing ok, I'm not dead yet.

At least I hope not, that would be too easy.
I’m really good at
Self esteem.

Heh, get it? Because I said self-esteem and I couldn't think of anything else I was good at, it's funny because it contradicts itself within this context or something. It's funnier when I explain the joke.

(Two years on from when I wrote this, I feel I have to clarify that I am good at something: Videogames, I'll fucking beat you whenever wherever on whatever, bring it, please)
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. How much of it is on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bad Plus, Thelonious Monk, electronic music like Aphex Twin, Gasman, µ-ziq, Cylob and the occasional Noise Rock band I guess, Philip Glass. Blah blah blah, goes on and on, Venetian Snares, Shitmat, Flying Lotus, King Crimson, Plus-Tech Squeeze Box... You know, a bit of everything.

Movies? Well I don't really have a particular taste there, I like watching Tim and Eric, stuff like that, a lot of stuff actually. Recently watched Silent Hill, that was ok. Another one was Tekkon Kinkreet, which I enjoyed (the soundtrack is brilliant). Been watching a lot of stuff on the Adult Swim network lately (Eric Andre show is the best). Anything by/with Chris Morris etc. I think I would just watch anything with the right company though.
Six things I could never do without
Air, food, sleep, light, sight and hearing. Actually, ignore all that, so many people have done that on here already.

Hmm, I guess I could live without a shower, it's not like it would kill me not to shower every morning, so that doesn't make the list... Well, not to say that I don't shower every day, just that smelling bad isn't the end to life.

I probably could live with myself if I lost my hearing or sight too. Come to think of it, sleep sucks, that's like 7-8 hours out of my day, I could totally do without sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
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On a typical Friday night I am
what I yam'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I beatbox in the shower.

I think it's called beatboxing? Just make ridiculous noises with your mouth under the guise of music? Like a terrible Reggie Watts while I shower.
You should message me if
You're really bored, want to give me a soundtrack job, want to talk, you accidently clicked to send a message to me (well you might as well now, otherwise you'll anger the server). Or if you just want to message me for whatever reason.

Don't even think about liking me, I'm not paying to see that shit, the only reason it's like that is because the people who owned acquired this website and the paywall/liking system actually statistically shrinks the possibility of this whole thing functioning.
The two of us