Well, I guess I'm a person. Yep. Well, depends how loosely you use the term or how you define a person. I guess if you don't define me as a person, that's probably something to think about.
John Dinner, (the username, not my real name, it's also easier to talk about yourself in third person but not, but I'm doing it anyway because I'm anxiously trying hard to be at the slightest amusing or interesting) is a 20 year-old man who might be considered to be nice and have a sense of humor, or something maybe possibly, but not commonly. Just here to look for friends mainly, if anything else comes from that then sure, that's a bonus.
I poop media for my own entertainment and occasionally the entertainment of others and hope to make a living from this. It is mainly music, sound, stuff.
I also enjoy the odd video game, with a kind of strange love for terrible games. Deadly Premonition is the most fun I've had playing a video game and it's like a poorly translated Japanese David Lynch/Tim and Eric mess.
At least I hope not, that would be too easy.
Heh, get it? Because I said self-esteem and I couldn't think of anything else I was good at, it's funny because it contradicts itself within this context or something. It's funnier when I explain the joke.
(Two years on from when I wrote this, I feel I have to clarify that I am good at something: Videogames, I'll fucking beat you whenever wherever on whatever, bring it, please)
Movies? Well I don't really have a particular taste there, I like watching Tim and Eric, stuff like that, a lot of stuff actually. Recently watched Silent Hill, that was ok. Another one was Tekkon Kinkreet, which I enjoyed (the soundtrack is brilliant). Been watching a lot of stuff on the Adult Swim network lately (Eric Andre show is the best). Anything by/with Chris Morris etc. I think I would just watch anything with the right company though.
Hmm, I guess I could live without a shower, it's not like it would kill me not to shower every morning, so that doesn't make the list... Well, not to say that I don't shower every day, just that smelling bad isn't the end to life.
I probably could live with myself if I lost my hearing or sight too. Come to think of it, sleep sucks, that's like 7-8 hours out of my day, I could totally do without sleep.
I think it's called beatboxing? Just make ridiculous noises with your mouth under the guise of music? Like a terrible Reggie Watts while I shower.
Don't even think about liking me, I'm not paying to see that shit, the only reason it's like that is because the people who owned Match.com acquired this website and the paywall/liking system actually statistically shrinks the possibility of this whole thing functioning.