JohnnySmitten
98 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm pretty easy going, I enjoy laughing quite a bit.
Sometimes I forget where I am, but that's alright, I like meeting new people.

I like music quite a bit.
Also, cats.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm retired.
I smoke cigars and drink Makers Mark all day while yelling at the God Damn neighbor kids who are always on my lawn.
I’m really good at
Life.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smell.
You should message me if
You want to.
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