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My self-summary
muh girlfriend is PerfectFailure. i luv her face! I'm a person with flaws and foibles, a heart 3 sizes too large, and my feet rival the size of my big mouth. I can be the sweetest thing and your worst nightmare - sometimes, I remember to not be a dick. Sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
Grad School! Woo! Also logging on here to see who's been poking around my profile and PerfectFailures.
I’m really good at
deleting, rewriting, and deleting this section.
The first things people usually notice about me
my hair probably looks awful to you. bite me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
We're watching House of Cards, Daredevil, Gotham, Flash.... although we're pretty disappointed in Flash's back half of the second season. Netflix supplies a steady stream of The Property Brothers, and I'm ashamed to admit I'm watching Blue Bloods. What?!

I've got... My Chemical Romance, Smashing Pumpkins, Macklemore, No More Kings, Ozzy, Warp 11, Taylor Swift... and whatever else is lurking on my iPhone.
Six things I could never do without
1.) giant robots
2.) sarcasm
3.) internal organs - although flip flops are a close second
4.) air conditioning in the summer
5.) dried cranberries to appease the chinchilla
6.) the internets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lots of silly things. Likely involving puns. Or something dirty. Definitely dirty. Probably both. Working on Grad School projects, finding new and novel ways to justify using pop culture in academia.

... how to save the world, i guess? #poorsweetboy
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying my one day off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
... I pronounce "Pina Colada" wrong... as in Peenee Colada...
You should message me if
You agree we need to make Donald Drumpf again.

You like giant robots. Or legos. Or robots made from legos.

A person's character is more important to you than the junk in their trunk. Homophobes need not apply.

Or if you're looking to run a Star Wars: Edge of the Empire group. I'd love to play.
The two of us