25Yucaipa, United States
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My self-summary
Hi my name's Johnny, and I'm looking for friends and sex. Word of warning, I am in an open marriage.

Shoot me a message, I'm starving for new people in my life. We can go out and get drunk and then make poor life choices to laugh about in the morning.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at HomeDepot and trying to to get into Uber. Trying to survive and have fun doing it.
I’m really good at
I can mix a mean cocktail. I've got a keen imagination for intoxicants.

Writing, I've made a few short stories in my time and I'd like to take some personal time to write an actual novel someday.
The first things people usually notice about me
A scruffy man with a sweet smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: the last book in the universe, and the Harry Potter series(though I haven't finished it)

Movies: It's such a beautiful day outside, Repo: the genetic opera, Donnie Darko, the Marvel movie universe, Zoolander, resolution.

Shows: Steven Universe, Over the Garden wall, Futurama, Ouran high school host club, Archer, South Park, Attack on Titan, Kill la kill, knights of sidonia, Ghost hound, Z nation.

Games: Fallout series, Undertale, Fire Emblem Path of Radience, Devil may cry 1-4, Love them so much; favorite series. Borderlands 1&2. Garry's Mod. Half life 2. Team Fortress 2. Dead space is a close 2nd to all time favorite series. Bayonetta. LoZ; twilight princess. LoZ; Majora's mask. Metroid prime series.

Music: Rise against. Living tombstone. Volbeat. Avenged sevenfold. Five finger death punch. Sum 41.

Food: Is it edible? Then I like it... Is it spicy? Then I love it!
Six things I could never do without
My wife
My computer
A stable internet connection
Good friends
Good food
Good booze
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What other people's O-faces look like.

Can I really drink that before I'm too far gone?

Can I get over this crippling fear of being Intimate with strangers long enough to even see their O-faces?
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking for a large group with great results. I then retire to my computer and burn through some game I'm immersed in. Occasionally I'll spend 4 hours or so with some friends trying to laugh our way through D&D.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've only had sex with like two or three people. I wish it were more but that's why I'm here huh?
You should message me if
You, like me, have an ever shrinking pool of friends. You wanna try having a fuck buddy. You like drinking. You enjoy video games. You wanna try that really weird fetish you're scared to tell anyone about.

These are all good reasons if any apply to you.
The two of us