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My self-summary
Nothing accurately describes me. I might not even exist.

You can creep on me on Instagram. @courtnee_dee

This is creep-worthy also.
What I’m doing with my life
Working full time at a sex shop. Selling dildos and answering questions about penis pumps. It's an interesting job. It pays for stuff. (barely) Mostly in lulz.

Also working as a portrait photographer. Photographing babies and awkward teenagers. Being pissed about it.

Spending too much time internetting. Googling every question or uncertainty I've ever had.
Redditing, tumblring.

I also just joined a female fronted Danzig tribute band, if that does anything for ya. :)
I’m really good at
misfits covers.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS = I've been reading about philosophy, anarchy, science, religion, neurological disorders, and spontaneous combustion.

MOVIES = Mostly horror movies. But also, Tarantino movies. Mobster movies. Silly comedies, Documentaries. Stuff.

SHOWS: Arrested development, Breaking Bad, Trailer Park Boys, Tim and Eric, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Eastbound and Down, LOGO Network, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, SPACED(favorite!), Food Network/Cooking Channel, Workaholics, Portlandia, Oddities, Degrassi, Degrassi jr. High, Adult Swim, and lots of girly shows like Americas next top model and Project Runway.

MUSIC = Alkaline Trio, Azaelia Banks, AFI, Bad Religion, Brand New, Blink182, Black Flag, Blood Orange, Bright Eyes, The Bronx, Beirut, Circle Jerks, Crystal Castles, Danzig, Dead Milkmen, The Descendents, Desaparecidos, Dio, Fleet Foxes, Florence + the Machine, The Germs, Grizzly Bear, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Horrorpops, Iron & Wine, Jenny Lewis, Johnny Cash, Kanye West, Kesha, Lady GaGa, Maria Taylor, Mariachi El Bronx, MGMT, M83, The Misfits, Mad Sin, Nekromantix, NOFX, Operation Ivy, The Postal Service, Rancid, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, Roxy Music, Samhain, The Smiths, Social Distortion, Tiger Army, Tilly and the Wall, The Vandals, 12 Step Rebels, .and umm.. LOTS AND LOTS MORE.
Show me something new please! Or even something old.

FOOD = chinese food. middle eastern food. mexican food. italian food, japanese food. thai food. indian food. All the food.
I am extremely in love with food. Not just eating it, but also cooking it and learning about it. I cannot seem to cram enough food knowledge in my head.
Six things I could never do without
And Internet smileys ; )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
It doesn't matter what day it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This isn't private, but okcupid always yells at me for marking all of my questions as irrelevant. I guess I don't care about a lot of things.

Also, I can always tell by your username if you suck or not. No thanks, Coolguy91. I think you're lying about being cool.
You should message me if
If you are funny. Conversationally funny and witty. Yes please.

If you like adventures.

If you've made it this far, I should probably clarify that I am not looking for anything romantic or physical at this point in time. I like making new friends. Non-creepery dudes and ladies only please. :)
The two of us