29East Rockaway, United States
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My self-summary
I am off the market ladies, better luck next time.

I am a really down to earth guy. I don't let the little things bother me. I am also very spontaneous, fun, and sarcastic. I've never met a person I couldn't make laugh, and I've never heard a joke too off-beat, dirty, or racist (and I've heard some crazy jokes!). I love humor it all it's fine forms. I believe it's important to not let yourself get all riled up over everything or you'll always be upset and never find time to enjoy the things that really matter in life.

While I've been introverted a lot of my life, I've recently became much more extroverted, taking part in fun activities like going to the beach at midnight. I'm up for whatever sounds like it might be a fun adventure pretty much anytime. I'm looking to really get out there and live life to the fullest.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently taking an online course to be a pharmacy technician.
I’m really good at
Adapting to new things, games, getting along with people, going with the flow, causing all sorts of crazy mischief when the flow is just too boring.
The first things people usually notice about me

and after that...
I'm very straightforward. I don't play head games and I hate drama.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Party/IRL Games: Dungeons and Dragons, Arkham Horror, Munchkin, Ninja Burger, Red Dragon Inn, Magic the Gathering, Bang, Apples == Apples
Books: Ender's Game, Sword of Truth, Game of Thrones, Choose your own adventure Goosebumps, Foundation(all of them), I Robot, many more
TV: Archer, Firefly, South Park, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Family Guy/American Dad (every so often), Doctor Who

Adding more to this as the urge arises
Six things I could never do without
This question is wrong, there are only 5 things a human needs to survive, therefore stating a sixth is a trap.

Anyway, I could never do without an internet connection, as it can be used to fix pretty much any other thing i couldn't do without.

To answer the question with less cheating and in no order,
More People
My Car
You! (dawwww!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Usernames. Seriously, I never know what to put down for them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing computer games over the internet like League of Legends or Left 4 Dead 2, or hanging out doing nerdy things such as D&D. Every so often, I'll be out having an adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not private about just about anything, and as such, I'm terrible at keeping secrets.

Also, I am a hypnotist.
You should message me if
Message me if you love nerds and having a good time!

Message me if you like just relaxing and letting whatever comes come!

Message me if you want to find someone you could be really happy with!

Message me if you love to laugh lots!

You know what... just message me, this list is gonna get too long.
The two of us