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My self-summary
Sooooo...Hey my name is Jonathan, I have east coast Maryland flavor for the first 28 years and now 5 years of west coast on top for garnish. I am fun, funny, silly spontaneous, and creative. Not good enough for you yet? Oh well. But I recommend you keep reading.

I'm a geek at heart but it's adorable. Ya know the kinda quirky kind that girls like now even though I've been that way before it's cool. I got that Big Bang Theory coolness (But like Season 1-4).

If I had to describe myself in three fictional character I would be Jim Halpert, Ted Mosby and Charlie Kelly.
What I’m doing with my life
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse, DUH

I am a park decorator at Disneyland Resort. Any special event that happens at the park my department is responsible for.

I also have an annual to Six Flags because I'm really into parks and coasters. So yeah I have "backstage passes" to two out of the 4 local parks. I'm kinda a Big deal.

I host and run 2 upcoming podcasts. Ask me about it. I love comedy. I love to make people laugh. I just want to entertain the world.

I love filming and editing videos. Movies are a passion. Maybe one day I'll make that indie film that's the next big thing! More than anything THIS is my dream, I just don't know how Tarantino, Rodriguez and Smith would have done it in today's world. They are my inspiration. If any of them offered me to work with them for even free-ninety nine I'd be there in a heartbeat and be penniless to work by their side.
I’m really good at
Tying shoes. Chewing gum and walking. The head pat tummy rub thing. Whoa take me now, right? Lol

Well I also am self taught at videography and editing and a wiz kid at random trivia. Especially movies.

I'm very crafty and love making props/effects. Ask me to build you something. It might be what you ask for, it might be an artistic mess.

Comedy. Just plain and simple. If we are out or even in you will be laughing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My social personality. I seriously will talk to anyone and try to make them smile

Oh physically? That I haven't aged since 21. I'm forever young.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Modern Romance, This is Not A Book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Things I Learned from the Women Who Dumped Me, Live from New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live, Ready Player One, Harry Potter, The Princess Diarest

Movies: (500) Days of Summer, Fight Club, Star Wars, Back To The Future, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ghostbusters, I Heart Huckabees, Waking Life, Die Hard, Indiana Jones, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Inception, The Social Network, Aliens, Mad Max, Marvel, Anything 80s, Anything Horror, (Jason Voorhees is my favorite of the slashers) Anything Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Christopher Nolan or Kevin Smith.

TV Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is and always will be my absolute favorite television show of all time. The Walking Dead, Family Guy, , Prison Break, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Weeds, Seinfeld, That 70's Show, Saturday Night Live, The Office, Arrested Development, Modern Family, Flight of the Concords, Dexter, Parks & Recreation, How I Met Your Mother,Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, Better Call Saul The Goldbergs Silicon Valley The Following Workaholics Catfish: The TV Show Archer The Big Bang Theory Last Week Tonight, Westworld, Master of None, Man Seeking Woman

Music: I can't really pick I basically love everything but country and Dubstep but here's a lot of things I like to sing along to Journey, Dashboard Confessional, Ben Folds, Barenaked Ladies, Panic! At The Disco, Third Eye Blind, Counting Crows, Fallout Boy, Travis, The Spill Canvas, She Wants Revenge, Chiodos, A Day To Remember, Michael Jackson, Knife Party, Bingo Players, electro, house 80s New Retro Wave, I ALSO LOVE AND WILL ALWAYS GO TO KARAOKE. Earplugs optional

Food: I'll eat almost anything. Except Anchovies. Sorry Anchovies, It's not me, it's YOU!
Six things I could never do without
1. Humor
2. My Mac
3. Sleep
5. Family
6. The Number 4
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what to put in this section...

Still thinking...

Did I swipe left on my soulmate long ago?

How can I accomplish every goal I've ever had?

What will the world be like 100 years from now?

Could California actually succeed from the union and become its own country or would we have to become Canada?

How much time I spend reading random interconnecting entries on wikipedia so I can "School" people.

If I join a kickball league will I embarrass myself like back in elementary school?

The questions on OKCupid are user generated. So for every weird question out there that means someone is into it and wants to know if you are too. Think about that when you answer "would you date a serial killer?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes I'm out with friends. Sometimes at a movie. Sometimes at home with TV and good food. Sometimes I'm working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im 34 I'm on this thing and I don't have any children or a divorce under my belt. Way to keep up with trends Jon!

Oh and that I play Dr. Everett Scott in my local Rocky Horror Shadowcast soooo, sometimes I wear fishnets. #noshame also probably not actually private haha
You should message me if
You're actually looking to have a good time and don't take life too serious. I'm all about outlandish, spontaneous, "that shit just happened" type moments.

You're exciting and FUN! Thats what I'm truly looking for in a person I would consider staying around longer than a day. Everything else is just great additions. I don't have a type when these two criteria are met. (side note as someone lashed out at me for not responding: I still do know what I'm physically attracted to)

You're seriously looking for a relationship. No, I'm serious. Surely you can't be serious? I am
Serious, and don't call me Shirley!
The two of us