JonathonMjolnr1
30 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
This specimen requires large amounts of snuggles for maximum emotional fulfilment. it requires complex carbohydrates, proteins and alcohol to maintain its girlish figure. It remodels multimillion dollar homes for 💰. In hopes of putting its education in art to some practical use in this enigma we call civilisation. it has been working on a children's book, that in theory will stimulate the technological advancements of the human species. be forewarned, it hugs. Gizmo is my chosen sprit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Remodeling multimillion dollar homes, I'm working on the illustrations for a few childrens books I wrote as well. Other than that I'm existing as an automaton in the human construct that is global economics, Is this true civilization?.... I think I'll put on a Big foot costume and troll a national park.
I’m really good at
Drawing, making organic things like pico de gallo and art nouveau furniture out of reclaimed wood.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book's ~ The story of B, The naked ape, anything on sociology, Philip K Dick or Huxley.

Movies ~ Who's afraid of Virginia wolf, Year one, funny people, Wall st money never sleeps, war inc, Princess mononoke, Tron legacy, Wall-e, 9 and Prometheus.

TV~ It's always sunny, Archer, the Americans, Hannibal and Vikings. I love anything on history.

Music ~ This will destroy you, Wardruna, Muse, Tool, Glitch mob, Mumford and son's , thievery corporation and Sigur Ros. Other then that slit your wrist country stuff, I can enjoy a broad spectrum.
The six things I could never do without
Earl grey tea, creative time, smartphones, quality food, wine, and art.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The catastrophic events my children's book's will bring upon this planet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Observing the great ape in a moment of the aeon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I won an amateur contest at a male strip club, twice!
You should message me if
You're wife material, you love snuggles! Aaaand you won't judge me for buying a Unicron onesie.
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