36 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I own and operate a massage clinic. Several years ago, my father was diagnosed with cancer, so I uprooted and moved home to take care of my family. He’s fine now! Ten foot tall and bullet proof as far as he’s concerned.
What I’m doing with my life
I specialize in massage for medically fragile children, elders in homes who suffer from Alzheimer's and/or are on Hospice as Injury Treatment.
I love guest speaking and traveling, learning more about my profession and teaching. I love kickboxing, Comicons, reading and writing. And I'm a sucker for a well dressed man, a good bottle of wine and witty conversations!
I’m really good at
I'm really good at making people laugh, adapting to most social scenarios, I love to dance and have fun and looking for the next adventure!
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, and my smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series, I am Legend, Rameses the Damned, The Host, The Hunger Games series, and the one I wrote ...
Movies & TV - all things Joss Whedon
Music - I love to dance so whatever I can shake it to.
Food - I love to cook. My preference is seafood always.
The six things I could never do without
1- My family
2- My faith
3- True friendship
4- Coffee
5- Books
6- Sci-fi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about several things, usually at the same time. At any given moment, I'm thinking about: my business, education, that book I just read, the movie they're making about it, who's directing it, what they just directed, why is that song playing in my head, why did I just walk into this room, who does that person look like…have I met them before or do they have a face that reminds me of someone else?.
On a typical Friday night I am
I typically spend my time reading, enjoying a glass of wine, watching a movie or if I’m very, very lucky, dancing the night away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don’t live where my demographic says I do. My practice is 1/2 between Seattle and Portland, and I live in a small town. I have absolutely no desire to date locally. This is such a small town; everyone knows everyone and their business. I prefer to keep my personal life and professional life separate.
You should message me if
You should message me if you're a normal person, and can have an intelligent conversation.
Those that should NOT message me:
If you're married. Seriously. I will ignore you.
If you currently have a mullet.
If you're response to: "What was the last book you read?" is... "Reeeed?" or some kind of snort...
If you think you're a vampire, or think vampires are sparkly.
If you are just looking for a hook-up.
If you don't like smart girls or are intimidated by them.
If you have a Napoleon Complex.... if your next question is, "what is a Napoleon Complex?"
If you have multiple children by multiple women and/or your child support is more than one week's paycheck.
If you smoke (or chew). It's a deal breaker. I'm awfully fond of kissing.
If you agree with this statement: "I don't ask questions and I don't like to answer them."
If you think I'm too picky... I'm not. I just have standards.