Jonesey1
39Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Writer, therapist, CEO, overachiever...
What I’m doing with my life
Kicking ass and taking names
I’m really good at
I'm great at adapting. Dive bars to fundraisers! I can have fun anywhere.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, and my smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series, I am Legend, Rameses the Damned, The Host, The Hunger Games series, and the one I wrote ...
Movies & TV - all things Joss Whedon
Music - I love to dance so whatever I can shake it to.
Food - I love to cook. My preference is seafood always.
Six things I could never do without
1- My family
2- My faith
3- True friendship
4- Coffee
5- Books
6- Sci-fi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where are all the good men dead, in the heart? Or in the head?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sharpening my tongue
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really want to be a baker... but I stare at Dry Active Yeast packets the way I look at large spiders. Also, I want to be a runner... until I start running. Then I don't want to run. At all.
You should message me if
You should message me if you're a normal person, and can have an intelligent conversation.
Those that should NOT message me:
If you're married. Seriously. I will ignore you.
If you currently have a mullet.
If you're response to: "What was the last book you read?" is... "Reeeed?" or some kind of snort...
If you think you're a vampire, or think vampires are sparkly.
If you are just looking for a hook-up.
If you don't like smart girls or are intimidated by them.
If you have a Napoleon Complex.... if your next question is, "what is a Napoleon Complex?"
If you have multiple children by multiple women and/or your child support is more than one week's paycheck.
If you smoke (or chew). It's a deal breaker. I'm awfully fond of kissing.
If you agree with this statement: "I don't ask questions and I don't like to answer them."
If you think I'm too picky... I'm not. I just have standards.
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