36 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
Have a dog and bad tattoos. Live with cats. No kids that I am aware of.

I'm funny. Not overly wordy.
What I’m doing with my life
Cooking, eating, drinking, looking for another weird person or persons (whatever, I'm open) to hang out with and do weird things with. And eat pizza.
I’m really good at
This one arcade game that I played when I was a kid. I can't remember the name of it though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shel Silverstein
The Goonies
Peep Show or The Wonder Years
Tom Waits, The Melvins
The six things I could never do without
Old, deaf, blind, arthritic dog.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gypsy life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, pizza, bar, netflix.
You should message me if
You wanna fight. Or hang out. Or hang out and fight other people. You're into open/poly stuff. You have a FL account. You're weird. You're into kink stuff. You're sex positive. You're body positive. You think there might be a pizza place in this town that I don't know about.

Don't miss out on this many in a lifetime chance to hang out with a cool dude that looks like approximately half the men in Seattle.