21 Arcata, United States
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My self-summary
Well according to OkCupid my most prominent personality traits are being super drug friendly and less trusting so essentially I'm a paranoid stoner. Other than that I feel like I'm pretty funny and cool to be around and we'd probably have fun times together. I'm Jory and I approve this message.
What I’m doing with my life
Just traveling down the coast with my dog and guitar while living out of my car, fun stuff. Currently in Humboldt for the summer because this place is heaven.
I’m really good at
Making complete strangers feel weirdly comfortable telling me their life stories, I consider that a skill. I can also make bread dough and bake it on a stick over the fire, soooo you'll never go hungry:D
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a pretty odd duck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
To put it short, I like most everything from before I was born, hate most everything from after I was born, and can't stand Journey, The Eagles, or music that sounds like the cookie monster screaming or robots fucking. Oh and if you can sing even one Dylan or Cash song by heart, strap in because we'd kinda have to get married. Stand up comedy among the likes of Louis CK, Ron white, Richard Pryor and countless others makes me ROFL. I read a lot before I go to bed, stuff like Aldous Huxley, Jon Krakauer, Hunter S. Thompson, blah blah blah I'm a nerd. I like Video Games and Movies too but I don't own a TV at the moment sooo... I also like a lot of other things just as you do too, but how bout we figure all that out on a date or something, yeah?
The six things I could never do without
-Some sort of musical instrument
-My car with all my food and outdoor stuff
-Enjoyable company
-My feet and hands
-My skills
-My monkey (meaning my dog) because every circus needs one
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pretty Girls, Food, Life, Death, The Universe, and time itself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully by a campfire in the boonies or playing at an open mic
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hearing John Mayer sing makes my junk move just a little
You should message me if
...if you're badass and like random outdoor adventures, live music, constant jokes that are sometimes funny, books and video games, and big goofy dogs. That's my brand of madness in a nutshell.