21 Boise, United States
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My self-summary
Well According to Okcupid I'm a drug-doing, capitalistic outlaw who always keeps you guessing. As much as that mildly entertains me, I think the way Okcupid sums up people's personalities on here is kinda whack. If you think you can look past what this website says about me, I can promise you I'm actually a decent person and we'd probably have fun times together. I'm Jory and I approve this message.
What I’m doing with my life
Back home in Idaho being a starving artist for some time, hopefully traveling again in the spring. Working three days a week to be able to live and using the other four for bike-riding, dog-walking, picture-drawing, music-playing, backwoods-camping mayhem. You know, because I'm suuuch an outlaw right?
I’m really good at
Making complete strangers feel weirdly comfortable telling me their life stories, I consider that a skill. I can also make bread dough and bake it on a stick over the fire, soooo you'll never go hungry😋
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a pretty odd duck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
To put it short, I like most everything from before I was born, hate most everything from after I was born, and can't stand Journey, The Eagles, or music that sounds like the cookie monster screaming or robots fucking. Oh and if you can sing even one Dylan or Cash song by heart, strap in because we'd kinda have to get married. Stand up comedy among the likes of Louis CK, Ron white, Richard Pryor and countless others makes me ROFL. I read a lot before I go to bed, stuff like Aldous Huxley, Jon Krakauer, Hunter S. Thompson, blah blah blah I'm a nerd. I like Video Games and Movies too but I don't own a TV at the moment. I also like a lot of other things just as you do too, but how bout we figure all that out on a date or something, yeah?
The six things I could never do without
-Guitar(I know, I'm such a douche)
-My backpack with all my food and sleep stuff
-Enjoyable company
-My feet and hands
-A pen and notebook to draw and write with
-My monkey (meaning my dog) because every circus needs one
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pretty Girls, Food, Life, Death, The Universe, and time itself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully by a campfire or playing music somewhere... or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hearing John Mayer sing makes my junk move just a little
You should message me if
Well I won't send you unwarranted dick pics soooo is there really any reason for you to not message me? I mean yeah I'm not that hot but I'm also not a picky asshole and if you message me a simple 'hello' you'll probably end up with a new friend at the very least😄