JoryTE
22Galveston, United States
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My self-summary
***I got a hold of some shears and look nothing like my picture, so I have to fix that soon***

Well According to Okcupid I'm a rude, paranoid tight-ass who always keeps you guessing? As much as that mildly entertains me, I think the way Okcupid sums up people's personalities on here is kinda whack. If you think you can look past what this website says about me, I can promise you I'm actually a decent person and we'd probably have fun times together. I like inappropriate and dark humor, and I'm an INFP Ravenclaw if that's relevant to you. Moved here from Idaho a while ago and I need just a little help finding my people. So if you think you're my people, you should message me✌️
What I’m doing with my life
Living in the country, helping my family, learning to raise animals like chickens and pigs, trying to write songs and make money playing guitar, calling my friends and family back in Idaho, catching frogs and lizards and freaking my dog out with 'em, all while barefoot👣
I’m really good at
Being mentally challenged, that's a skill right? Other than that, I kick ass at hacky sack, I make a mean sunny side up egg, I like to think my songs are entertaining, and I have the uncanny ability to make complete strangers feel weirdly comfortable telling me their life story, so I've been told some thinnngs maaaaan!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a pretty odd duck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'd like to at least TRY not to give you an exhaustive list of everything I love, so I'll just give you a vague idea of what my taste is, with a few key stand-outs😉 I like most everything from before I was born, hate most everything from after I was born, and can't stand Journey, Train, or music that sounds like the cookie monster screaming or robots going ass to mouth (looking at you Dubstep). Ska, Punk, Reggae, Blues, Outlaw Country, Folk, Old School Hip Hop, Oldies, Grunge, Gospel, Old Metal like Sabbath and Zeppelin are all beautiful relics of a by-gone era. Oh and if you can sing even one Dylan, Cash, or Elliott Smith song by heart, strap in because we'd kinda have to get married. Stand up comedy among the likes of Louis CK, Ron white, Jim Carrey and countless others makes me ROFL. I read a lot before I go to bed, stuff like Aldous Huxley, Jon Krakauer, Hunter S. Thompson, blah blah blah I'm a nerd. I like Video Games and Movies too but I don't own a TV at the moment. My favorite movie is either Good Will Hunting, SLC Punk, or The Big Lebowski. Haven't decided yet. I also enjoy a lot of other things just as you do too, but how bout we figure all that out on a date or something, yeah?
Six things I could never do without
-Musical instrument
-A snack
-Enjoyable company
-My feet and hands
-A pen and notebook
-My monkey (meaning my dog) because every circus needs one

And my hacky sack because I couldn't just leave it at six

...and also a canteen full of water because it's hot here🌞
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, pretty girls, life, death, and I've always got a song in my head🎵
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually on the Strand busking with my guitar, and a lot of times my dog likes to tag along. So if you see a homeless looking guy playing guitar on the streets with his German Shepherd that'd be me!🐺
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hearing John Mayer sing makes my junk move just a little🍆
You should message me if
If you like animals (especially dogs), appreciate and/or create good art, don't mind living in an RV and raising our future family like the Wild Thornberries😂 Dead serious, that's my dream life right there
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