21 Manvel, United States
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My self-summary
Well According to Okcupid I'm a paranoid, drug-doing, highly capitalistic outlaw who always keeps you guessing? As much as that mildly entertains me, I think the way Okcupid sums up people's personalities on here is kinda whack. If you think you can look past what this website says about me, I can promise you I'm actually a decent person, not a drug addict, and we'd probably have fun times together. I like inappropriate humor, I like to write songs and draw, I'm an INFP Ravenclaw if that's relevant to you, and Gosh darn it, people just like me:D I'm Jory and I approve this message.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm born and raised Idaho so I've never really been east of the Rockies but just moved here to Texas to escape the bitter cold winters I've passively accepted for most of my life. Living with family for some time (probably until it becomes hellishly hot in the summer) , helping raise farm animals, playing music on the streets, drawing, taking care of my dog, and seeing how cool "H-town" is. ESPECIALLY THE FOOD Oh my god Houston is a food mecca, I hope I don't leave fat. Oh and the rap. I'm totally white but Houston rap is the best XD
I’m really good at
Making complete strangers feel weirdly comfortable telling me their life stories, I consider that a skill. I can also make bread dough and bake it on a stick over the fire, soooo you'll never go hungry😋 OH and I can also make an array of noises by squeezing my hands together, most of them not so charming.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a pretty odd duck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As much as I would love to put out an exhaustive list of everything I love, I'll just give you a vague idea of what my taste is, with a few key stand-outs;) I like most everything from before I was born, hate most everything from after I was born, and can't stand Journey, The Eagles, or music that sounds like the cookie monster screaming or robots going robot-ass to robot-mouth (looking at you Dubstep). Ska, Punk, Reggae, Blues, Outlaw Country, Folk, Old School Hip Hop, Oldies, Grunge, Gospel, Old Metal like Sabbath and Zeppelin are all beautiful relics of a by-gone era. Oh and if you can sing even one Dylan, Cash, or Elliott Smith song by heart, strap in because we'd kinda have to get married. Stand up comedy among the likes of Louis CK, Ron white, Jim Carrey and countless others makes me ROFL. I read a lot before I go to bed, stuff like Aldous Huxley, Jon Krakauer, Hunter S. Thompson, blah blah blah I'm a nerd. I like Video Games and Movies too but I don't own a TV at the moment. I also enjoy a lot of other things just as you do too, but how bout we figure all that out on a date or something, yeah?
The six things I could never do without
-Musical instrument (namely my guitar but most anything will do)
-My backpack with all my food and sleep stuff
-Enjoyable company
-My feet and hands
-A pen and notebook to draw and write with
-My monkey (meaning my dog) because every circus needs one
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pretty Girls and Food, I'm pretty basic. I also sing a lot of songs in my head, it's kinda distracting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making my dog howl because it's hilarious and really easy to do
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hearing John Mayer sing makes my junk move just a little
You should message me if
Obviously I don't mind being a dork so why would I judge anyone else for being a dork? So if you're looking for someone you can be yourself around, I'm your guy.