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My self-summary
I'm an open book written in pencil.
What I’m doing with my life
Still trying to discover what super power(s) I have.
I’m really good at
Pretending to know what I'm talking about, hoping people know a metaphor when they see one, looking busy when I'm not, sleeping and taking naps, and using Oxford commas.

My greatest skill is regulating funkiness.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's difficult for me to take life seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game (all of both series), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Breakfast of Champions, On the Road, The Republic, Calvin & Hobbes

Movies: Starship Troopers, The Breakfast Club, The Princess Bride, Donnie Darko, Hero, Aladdin, The Incredibles, Star Trek, Blow,
Pulp Fiction, Byousoku

Shows: Seinfeld, Skins (UK), Avatar: The Last Airbender,
South Park, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development

Music: Cage the Elephant, Jack Johnson, Love Shack, Dougie

Food is usually best when it's warm, but then again things like ice cream are good when they're cold so I guess food is best when it's being itself.
Six things I could never do without
Internet, soccer, humor, books, a pen, a clear view of the night sky.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zombie apocalypse.
But not any other kind of apocalypse because those scenarios are completely unrealistic.
On a typical Friday night I am
on my way to the moon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want my remains scattered over Disney World.

I also don't want to be cremated.
You should message me if
Don't message me.
You will regret it.
The two of us