"I think we're all a bunch of weirdos on a quest to belong. Our songs of echolocation up in impregnable fog." -Aesop Rock
I've decided that it's pretty much impossible to stand out in any way by telling you that I'm laid-back, down to earth, honest, blah, blah, blah. How many times have you heard that? I have instead opted to tell you a few very random facts about myself. Hopefully, I can attract your brain before the rest of you knows what's really happening.
-> I was born on Friday the 13th in October... And my name is Jason.
-> Your pet will quickly deem me one of their favorite people. Animals love me, so don't be jealous.
-> I am supremely amused by anything that makes me feel disproportionately big or small. An ultimate example of this would be to carve ten tiny wooden pins from matchsticks and go bowling with rollie-pollies... Or to rip a solo on one of those giant guitars downtown.
-> I am probably the most coordinated clutz you will ever meet.
-> I only have one and one half kidneys and a super sweet scar.
-> I gain a small but definite amount of dexterity and coordination if I hold my tongue juuuuust so.
I work for Collings guitars who is known for making, dare I say it, the best acoustic and electric guitars, mandolins and ukuleles in the world. Seriously, if you play any of the aforementioned instruments, go to our website. It's like instrument-porn. I have played guitar for half of my life so getting this job was a bit serendipitous. I also do work for a friend grinding, polishing and sharpening swords three days per week for extra cash. What is the value of getting paid to do something that you find interesting, challenging and fulfilling? You know what they say,"If you do something you love, you never work a day." I look at my job/s as something I get to do and not something I have to do. Few people are as lucky.
Books: Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Frank L. Baum, Carlos Castaneda, Michael Talbot, Fred Alan Wolfe, Lynne McTaggart...
You are using this site to actually meet someone and not stroke your ego via social media.
You can blind me with science.
You say what you mean and mean what you say.
You can hold your own in a semi-intelligent conversation.
You can hold your own in a not-so-intelligent conversation.
I strike your fancy.