Juanissimo
43 Washington, United States
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My self-summary
For the last 15 years I've been working in Africa, India, Spain, Germany, Brazil, & SE Asia, and rambling all over in between. Since 2012 I find myself 97.5% back in DC, where I've been off and on the last 10 yrs, and looking to lay down roots (e.g., meet life partner, swim upstream, spawn, sit in our rocking chairs).

I'm looking for a woman with similar interests and values, and who doesn't sweat small stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Same same, but different.
I’m really good at
Not taking myself or online dating seriously.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which is weirder: selfies in the bathroom or in the car, and why do either ever happen?

Also: WTF is with the mid-air pics... the Machu Pichu pics (was there a free OK Cupid trip I missed?)... the people kissing/et al-with-statues? ... and don't get me started on the people petting drugged tigers...

But I swear I'm not judging, just 'thinking'...
On a typical Friday night I am
Therefore I try not to think too much about it. Seems to make way more sense to me than how Descartes had it.
You should message me if
Any of the above strikes a chord, you're not arrogant or uptight, and you can carry a conversation. ;)

Oh, & I can't date republicans or women who expect me to go to church with them... just not fun for anyone involved.
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