JuiceWasHere
23 Little Rock, United States
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My self-summary
Roadie, world traveller, and purveyor of hour long orgasms. No free samples, inquire within.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing some cool art related stuff, always looking to do more.
I’m really good at
Moving heavy things, updating this page at 3 AM, making people laugh, putting USB drives in right the first time, wandering around cities, seeing theatre/dance/live music for free, making bad choices, staying till last call
The first things people usually notice about me
My glorious beard, and my rough hands. And how great I am at playing Knifey-Spoony.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love all food. Especially apples and salads. And steak and lobsters. And literally anything else that isn't a banana or a mushroom. Can't live without my Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee.

I really love TV, anything animated like The Simpsons, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, American Dad. I love finding shows on Netflix and watching a bunch of episodes in a row. Six Feet Under, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Arrested Development etc..

Movies are awesome too, I love comedy and action and almost anything except super romantic movies.

And I love love to read. Can't get enough. Vonnegut, Heller, Sedaris, and I always am looking for new authors or books to read. I also love graphic novels, like Watchmen, Black Hole, Sin City, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Water (cause then I'd be dead)
Food (more cause I love to eat then the whole starving without it thing)
Caffeine
Art (any of the various forms of expression)
Sleep
Lazy ass days where I can totally veg out and ignore my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get myself into some perfectly beautiful trouble.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pinning you against the wall and giving it to you as rough as you can take it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk a lot. And yet, am silent at all the wrong times.

I can't decide if this is a stupid thing or not. Someone should let me know.
You should message me if
You don't like awful worn out clichés, and prepackaged one liners.

I mean, if that's your style, I'm sure most guys on this site have some canned line to send your way.

Also honesty. I'm down with that stuff.
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