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My self-summary
I'm exactly like Santa sans the magic powers, morbid obesity, magnificent facial hair, and indentured servants. Also, you have to give ME presents every year.
What I’m doing with my life
Jibbin' for a livin'
I’m really good at
Sneezing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Remember on MySpace people would write alphabetized lists of every band or movie they liked? What a fantastic waste of time.
Six things I could never do without
The quiet discontentment of modern life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Candy (both John and the edible type)
On a typical Friday night I am
Inventing libraries for deaf scientists working on a cure for mega cancer or just like, Netflix ya know? 🤷🏽‍♂️
You should message me if
Listening to records and sharing a bottle of wine sounds better to you than doing most things in River North.

You wonder, day in and day out, how the tamale guy manages to be seemingly everywhere all at once. Is it a legion of clones or can he bends space time to his will? We may never know 🌠

You want me to adlib an off key song about what you're doing in that very moment.
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