31Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Originally from the west coast (San Francisco, Portland Oregon).

I'm really surprised that I don't get hit in the face more. It really wouldn't shock me if strangers hit me in the face daily. Also, I'm starting to like cheese. I never really liked cheese before.

I am in no way chill or laid back.
What I’m doing with my life
Being horrible
I’m really good at
Being horrible
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a big smile. I'm a 6'2" black guy that giggles like a school girl when I find something really funny. I'm probably dancing. People usually hear me 2 or 3 blocks before they see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Sushi, Hip Hop, and Fiona Apple
Six things I could never do without
My mother
The Movie "The Notebook"
Giving flowers to puppies
Holding you when you cry....

I'm just kidding... I'm pretty much dead inside.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stand up comedy
My own penis
Hip Hop
The People
On a typical Friday night I am
At a comedy show trying to drink for free. Asking pretty girls personal questions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once looked at my own butt-hole in the mirror when I was 15. Something inside me just HAD to know what it looked like.... I did this more than once... I tell people this often.
You should message me if
You don't take yourself too seriously. If you're a rap nerd with low morals. If you're funny, smart, stimulating, and honest. If you got some big ol' tiddays. If you don't embarrass easily. If you're a smart alecky ass hole. If you gots a big ol bootay.
The two of us