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My self-summary
Hey there everyone! :) ..We might as well narrow the results right up front, shall we? I'm a very friendly lady, but I'm blunt!
*briskly rubs her palms together* ... SO!
I'm only seeking locals in my area right now.
Meaning: if I can't drive, bus, bike, walk, or pogo-stick to get to our first coffee date within about an hours time of my home on Capitol Hill, then it's probably realistically not going to work out. I need to be able to put the lotion on your skin. :p J/k
But really.. if you're outside metro bus areas, it's a no-go for launch, and you do indeed get the hose again. True facts.
Also, I'm quite happy and stable in my life. I've been supporting myself financially, physically, emotionally, professionally, etc for well over a decade now since becoming a cool spiffy adult and I feel pretty relaxed and "zen" about my life in general while I'm still here on this adorable little planet.. so if I take a while to get back to you via personal message it's because I'm just occupied with other awesome lifey things. I don't hate you. I don't think you're stupid. I'm not ignoring you. Promise.
If I really hate you and your mom and your little dog and don't want to talk to you ever, ever again I *WILL TELL YOU VERY CLEARLY* that I'd like to part ways. I'm nice like that. Otherwise, I'm just a sporadic 30 year old living on/off the web.
OKC won't magically erase your message to me after a certain point either.. it's immortalized, really. If you write me, your message WILL indeed get to me. Guaranteed. I don't plan on getting rid of this profile anytime soon either. I've had an OKC account since before the dawn of OCK time.. way back in the 90's when it was an adorable fledgling little humor site called the spark. So yeah, believe me, I don't see dating as any sort of "race" to the finish. If you're in a rush to get an immediate response back, a super quick date, lots of babies before the apocalypse, etc.. you're probably going to be disappointed with me. I'm a glacier sometimes.. but like a parasite, I'll always be back... lurking in your colon, watching. O __ o
I promise to write something back to you if you take the time to write anything remotely coherent and respectful to me. <3
I don't practice serial monogamy.. dating is a very fluid adventurous part of my being and always will be.
Relax... life is awesome... slow it down. Breathe. <3 Yes, I identify polyamorous! :) I'm happy when I'm dating amazing humans... I have endless love to share and I'll always seek love everywhere. Dating isn't a race, hierarchy, or hobby to me, it's simply loving through living.. it always will be :)
- I'm pan-sexual (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexuality)
- I'm into local/sustainable consumerism and activism
- I'm a Kinky pants! (https://fetlife.com/users/12309)
- I'm a vegetarian and try to be a locavore <3
- I attend Science-Fiction Conventions, farmers markets, flea markets, and the occasional town-hall discussion
- I'm very into erotic tickling, piercing, and feet <3
- I'm extremely pro-nuclear and pro-Genetic Engineering.
- I think the gender binary is silly and enjoy fluidity in others
- I attend random sex-positive/LGBT gatherings
- I hang out with weird folks at goth clubs, 24-hour restaurants, craft shows and local film festivals
- I'm super- duper thrifty .
- I listen to a ton of Industrial/80's/electronic music.
- I don't watch TV really, just movies and documentaries.
- I listen to a lot of talk-radio! I love my NPR app <3
- I like sitting through the credits during movies, and discussing film theory with my date afterward
- I try to take weekly stretchy yoga classes.
- I don't quite understand folks who get "offended" by a lot of things outside themselves, and expect you to be proactive about your sadness, fear and anger instead of offended.
- I'm pretty darn inquisitive most of the time
- I prefer being blunt. (Don't add me on Facebook, take me to dinner, or introduce me to your parents unless you're open and honest with the world about sex, politics and science) :p
- I appreciate a great conversation with light-hearted, open-minded, optimistic, and overall intelligent people
- I love debating new ideas and controversial ideas
- I rarely feel anger, and when I do I'm very upfront about it so it gets dealt with quickly and painlessly. I thrive on good communication, and expect you to as well.
- I love flesh to creep and skin to crawl
- I'm a pretty chill and accepting person outside absolutely despising religion and religious idiots. I'm a bit militant.
- I'm open to my friends, family, partners, what-have-you; about most everything, and expect you will be open to me too. (Including the history of your crotch.)
If we don't have higher match scores I almost guarantee you we aren't going to get along super great in the real world.
Almost every one of my friends or partners in real life has had at least a 90% match with me, if not significantly higher (like a 95% and up) so.... just keep that in mind for your own time, investment, and sanity. It's generally going to be worth your time to message higher-rated matches folks!!! (Just trust me.. I've probably been doing this OKC thing longer than you have!!)
With all that out of the way.. I'm really a nice, smiley, happy, and optimistic homo-sapien. :D Promise. If I don't have anything nice to say, I call my therapist. So there. :p
On the greener note: I love, LOVE, LOVE! locally grown and locally made, or fairly traded goodness. I prefer to shop farmers Markets, second-hand or get things free-cycled. I cook fresh.. ALOT. Yummy.
Eat more green stuff, people!! It's good for your [insert favorite body organ here].
- I identify as a non-partisan feminist, but generally lean lefty
- I'm a humanist and favor utilitarian approaches.
- I advocate for single-payer health-care, Death w/ Dignity, Marriage equality (including poly), the Male Genital Mutilation Bill, a "FairTax" system, a Guest-worker program, the mass investment of nuclear power infrastructure, fair trade laws, Protectionism, Pro-choice rights, Postmortem organ/body/tissue donation to eventually replace animal testing, stem-cell research, the advancement of agricultural and pharmaceutical biotechnology, the genetic engineering of human animals to combat disease, and the deregulation of all drugs.
If you don't like talking politics or science A LOT It's best you mosie right along... as I do this literally ALL OF THE TIME.
Lets discuss topics on todays BBC newscast, or the latest episode of Science Friday! .. or bicker on about health-care reform, psychology, philosophy, environmentalism, anthropology or the ethics of globalization and political structures while cuddling on the couch and exchanging back/neck massages... now that's a fucking date folks!! Mhrm.
Also, if you haven't figured it out already, I'm pretty darn secular. I expect you are too if you've read this far.
I have some pretty progressive views about the right to life and our rights as a species to take and give it...but that's getting into a much deeper conversation I'd love to have with you later over thai food or massages or other awesome.
I appreciate good food on that note. I like to eat out a time or two most weeks. I dig porters and dark ales. I drink a lot of green tea, milk oolongs, and morning glory chai. I adore local co-ops like Central Co-Op, and PCC Natural Market. (I just avoid those damned homeopathy or "non-gmo" labels)... ugh. I also have an obsession with Black Coffee Co-Op
(You!! .....Yes You! .. stop being picky and eat something you can't pronounce, already!!! Be spontaneous. Live a little!) :p
I'm a member of the CSPC in Seattle (the Center For Sex Positive Culture)... meaning; I'm a dirty little minx open about my kinks to my friends, family, and the community. I don't have anything to hide. I don't do the "discreet" thing in relationships.. or "one-night" stands.. my cunt would never get wet unless I really knew someone. I am 100% sophosexual. I have to get to know everyone I love and lust after and we need to have some sort of fun, flirty friendship beforehand.
I like posting controversial shit on my Facebook for everyone to read and debate.. no, like REALLY controversial. You don't have to like it or agree with it. I'm a very science-forward gal, so half the time I don't even agree with my damn hypotheses.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :p In short, I get off on your brains, folks. For serious.
If you're witty, you smile a lot, you practice empathy, you like learning, you're spontaneous, you're direct, you don't mind long debates, you communicate effectively, and you have a great sense of humor we're going to get along pretty damn well.
If you can't be upfront with me about your good, bad, weird, creepy, crazy, intense, happy, sad, perverted, whatever... feelings we're probably not going to be very close friends.
If you're weirded out that I live in a nudist household, fuck people twice my age, and often don't close the door when I piss, I think that'll be a pretty big deal breaker too. Grow up.
Please be good at communication... always... even if the news is awful and terrifying. Just communicate it. Be human. This even includes good communication while naked and vulnerable and super awkward... yep!! This is the way to be!! :p
If you go on a date with me please make sure your smutty little secrets are going to be out there for us both to share. Do the things. I don't give two shits what others around think or overhear. Flaunt em.' (It gives us many more reasons to high-five or clink our beer glasses)
Also, you will be okay with me being a huge DORK! Nuff' said.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a full-time student at the University of Washington!!
I'm studying a heap of things... history, animal ethics and medical anthropology this quarter! :D

I'm a frugal lady. I love taking my dates out to dinner with mad coupons in hand, and supplying myself with a weekly dose of thrift store. *wink wink* if you're looking for a thrift-buddy?! <3 I'm surrounded by amazing markets here.

I live solo in the University District! I utilize public transit and otherwise love walking and car-sharing around my beautiful city!! <3
I’m really good at
- long conversations/debates/pondering at 3am

-cooking lower on the food chain

- asking very blunt questions

- watching TNG re-runs

- cuddles and kisses and kitten snuggles <3
The first things people usually notice about me
I look a little funny... smell funny too...
(Nah, just kiddin' about the smell)

I have a certain fondness for body modification. I wear a few piercings that stand out, and I sport a lot of odd (often black) clothing and thrifty finds. Also, I'm an indoor/outdoor/seasonal nudist when the surroundings allow it!

People usually notice I'm a good listener, and I generally exhibit an incredible amount of patience. I'm alone a lot (I go to movies, social events, road trips, etc by myself more often than with others... but hoping this will eventually change a bit.. social is good :) I just don't require people around all the time. I people watch. I'm never bored. I find most human behavior, art, and conversation pretty fascinating.

I'm not generally the first to answer in groups because I like to ponder and psychoanalyze people much too much. (I'm often more of the reserved type who mingles one-by-one)

Or, you can ask my dear friend p71victoria about it.. he spotted me out of a crowd randomly for our first meet! :p
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Contact" (or most anything Carl Sagan.. Mmm,)...
"The Circle of Simplicity"
"What If" author of xkcd.... I love this man.
"The Long Emergency"
"Sex at Dawn"
"Black Rain"
Anything Anne Rice
"Breaking the Sound Barrier" Amy Goodman
"Slow is Beautiful"
The "Ethical Slut" and "Opening Up" (both on Alt Relationships.. awesome)
"The Ethics of What We Eat"
Anything from Jim Hightower
"The botany of desire"
"Second Nature"
"Urban Pantry"
"The Word for World is Forest"
"Animal Liberation"
"The Violence of Our Lives"
"How to lie with Statistics"
Anything Richard Feynman
... (And I feel so less cool putting lots of Non-Fiction in, but it takes up the majority of my reading, so there) :p

The "Cosmos" Series (Yumm)
Anything John Cameron Mitchell <3's
Anything Monty Python
A Serbian Film
Cartoon Noir
Anything Gregg Araki
Short Bus
Bad Biology
Anything Tarsem Singh ...OMG, Amazing.
Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (original trilogy)
Anything Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Interview With a Vampire
The Fountain
Requiem for a Dream
Better Than Chocolate
Waking Life
Anything Woody Allen
Anything Kevin Smith
The ABCs of Death
High Art
Cloud Atlas
Singapore Sling
A Scanner Darkly (Most all Richard Linklater)
Porn (I feel the need to mention this, because I watch a LOT)

VNV Nation, Christian Death, And One, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Deftones, Tool, Edenfeld, A Perfect Circle, Depeche Mode, Covenant, Velvet Acid Christ, Joy Division, Bauhaus, New Order, CombiChrist, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Soundgarden, The Prodigy, Collide, Ministry, Enya, Alice in Chains, Love and Rockets, Tones on Tail, Massive Attack, The Pixies, Fleetwood Mac, Nine Inch Nails, Tricky, God Module, Moby, Alien Sex Fiend, Rammstein, Erasure, Portishead, Dead Can Dance, R.E.M, The Smiths, Echo and the Bunnymen, Peter Murphy, Assemblage 23, Ayria, Ohgr, Wolfsheim, Sneaker Pimps, Royksopp, Tori Amos, Decoded Feedback <3

Foodies: Thai, Vietnamese, Japanese, Korean, Chinese ... (what pattern?!?)
The six things I could never do without
friends, intimacy, music, travel, spontaneity, individuality
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Food justice/ethics/politics/policy/animal activism/rights/advocacy; and the debate surrounding their use in the pharmaceutical and cosmetic industries.

-When are environmentalists going to figure out nuclear is our cleanest, safest, most super-green option available?

-What's the next poly-podcast about!?

-Disability advocacy for unheard populations

-Do monotheists/theists really REALLY truly believe in God/gods, or are they all just too spineless to actually think for themselves?

-Why do I stare at walls and think so much? :p
On a typical Friday night I am
I sorta lack typical. More often than not I'm at home nestled on my couch in front of my projector with some tasty nibbles and a pile of films from Scarecrow. <3 I adore documentaries and sci-fi!!
I'm occasionally with a friend, but often alone. Living solitary is pretty amazing. I'm occasionally out and about at the local gothy club or on some random adventure out on the town/out in nature. I also walk alone at night alot.. sometimes for hours. I'll occasionally drive an hour away to somewhere random and new; just for fun or to go people watching.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fantasy about being completely immobilized in bondage "doggy-style"while naked on the floor. My ass is sticking into the air, and my hands and feet secured tightly down to the floor.... while there's a large male dog in the room with me. *bites lip*

...On a more general note: I love the energy exchanged in kink, sex, sensuality, body mods, tickling, massage, cuddling, and the many forms of power exchange out there. Feeding off of one-another is like no other. :)
You should message me if
You have time to go have some fucking fun around Seattle!
(I go to a lot of movies/conventions/festivals/etc. by myself these days... I would love to have more company!)

You like to people-watch :)

You carry a reusable water bottle?

You LOVE spending time in bed talking and cuddling.

You believe in the power of FLOSS.

You love night-time mischief <3

You often talk SCIENCE! :D

You can appreciate Tempeh or Seitan.

You're lighthearted, and appreciate the "getting there.."

I'm eager to find partners in crime!! *Muahahahahaha...*

(and no, ....b/c one dude decided to ask.. I don't LITERALLY mean find a partner in crime) Jesus Criminy people!!