PatumPeperium7
42 Greenwich, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I am partial to a nice beard and sense of humour. Chubby is fine with me. Actually I would like a viking please. Men with hair. Apply here

My mum said never have friends thinner or prettier than you and always go out with short sighted men. I trust my mum ! I would quite like someone like my dad but not 81

Chaps, bathroom shots and naked torsos are just not cool with me and neither do I want to see you skiing flying surfing sky diving, I'd really like to see a smiley face or even a good hat, action men i will leave to the girls with the duck face pout on here

ah and text talk "wiv me M8s" just can't do it. Internet scammers beware this is one smart cookie !!

I may as well be straight with you and I don't like empty profiles or fuzzy pictures or pictures of men with big fish or sedated tigers

Some quotes from my dear family this year "you are so pretty I dont know why you are single at your age" "why dont you stop running around all over the city working too hard and find yourself a nice chap who is useful" "well I dont know with a good bra and a nice frock id say you were about 34" and finally "there is a really nice chap who has just moved in next door he is a policeman and always brings your dad a bit of fresh fish on a friday......" I thank heaven I am not depending on them for an arranged marriage. So, please if you fall into the category of "useful" can find fish for my dad and are partial to a good frock and decent bra here I am.
What I’m doing with my life
have one daughter at uni so flown the nest
have one VW campervan ( - and now I need a man to show me how to change the gas bottle
have one london pad - and one job in the City
have one set of adorable parents, sister and close family
have just joined running club on the understanding that its a white wine spritzer halfway round the course and a taxi back
am actually really truly named Juliet and WLTM someone quite mad but in a good not scary way
I’m really good at
driving campervans
empathy
humour
cous cous
making fires
loyalty
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a girl
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A true romance or wild at heart
Anything with Robert DeNiro
Damien rice and Bon Iver currently but love the older punk tunes
anything healthy (with the exception of pears, and what are those hairy things you get in Caesar salad ??)
The six things I could never do without
hairdryer
daughter (and family)
decent face cream
London
humour
toothbrush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I want to be when I grow up
family
where to go at the weekend
when the next holiday is
whether its payday yet
Why 40-50yr old men want 22yr old girls but I would feel like a paedophile with. 22yr old boy
On a typical Friday night I am
driving off in the campervan
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oh go on then I'm 50 fed up of old men but will date someone 40+
You should message me if
you know what Patum Peperium is
you are slightly weird
You haven't shaved your head
you are not looking for "fun" aka casual sex
you have a european passport so I dont have to marry you to meet you
you enjoy alcohol but not need alcohol
you are ginger
you are honest
you have teeth
you don't think I am perfect ... you think I am perfect for you
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