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My self-summary
The first thing you really ought to know about me is that I am a passionate music lover. Music can induce an out-of-body experience for me (with some minor psychedelic assistance).

How I choose to indulge in music is loosely based on my mood; either alone with headphones, or super loud for everyone to hear. My favorite method is to listen and dance at a show; I have put myself in a trance while dancing before. It was incredible.

I try my best to be kind, or at least hold my tongue when I'm feeling not-so-kind. I'm about as introverted as they come, but that doesn't mean I don't like to be social. Most of the time, some eye contact and a smile are all it takes to get me to open up.
What I’m doing with my life
Bartending at Whole Foods in Pentagon City (yes, that's right), spinning discs (sometimes virtual ones) and shooting photos, mostly at weddings and raves.

As a promoter/performer, I get +1 to most events I go to, just saying
I’m really good at

You want specifics? Let's see here....

Track selection

Rule of thirds

Sneaking a bike onto the metro when I'm not supposed to
The first things people usually notice about me
I have awesome hair. The current color has been described as a "rich Merlot."

People often ask about my Norwegian flag tattoo, or else assume it's a rebel flag.

If you stare into my eyes for too long, you may fall in love with me. Or at least with my eyes. People really dig them. You've been warned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a fan of Sci-Fi and Fantasy novels, but most of the "reading" I do is non-fiction. If you want to count online journals and news and whatnot.

I'm a huge movie buff. If you have a favorite movie I haven't seen, let's watch it! I've deliberately avoided watching certain classics for the sake of saving them for a cutesy date-night first-time, let's-watch-together thingy.
-Rifftrax makes any movie it touches, 100x better. Or at least makes shit movies hilarious. Ask me about it.-

My current TV addictions are Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, Parks & Rec, and Archer. Archer is the best show ever made.

For music, just name it. I'm probably into it.
However if you're into Trance or Jungle/Drum & Bass, we're definitely gonna need to hang out.

I'm not that picky when it comes to food. If I have a favorite dish, it's probably smoked salmon. I tried to go vegan for a month, it didn't go so well. I work at a bar that serves mostly seafood so I'm likely going to switch to pescatarian real soon.
The six things I could never do without
A vehicle with at least two wheels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to incorporate triple sec into an otherwise bland cocktail.

Ways to infiltrate burning man because I can never seem to snag a ticket.

Typical depressing existential bullshit
On a typical Friday night I am
Almost definitely working behind a bar.

If I'm really lucky, I'm in a field somewhere in Pennsylvania, taking photos of hippies, fire performers, and go-go dancers. Or playing music and looking like a big deal while doing it. You can see the appeal.
You should message me if
You have an English, Scottish, or French accent.
You want to watch movies and make our own commentary.
You like Trance or Drum & Bass
You have a big Vinyl collection
If you're 420 friendly
Honestly, you don't need an excuse to message me. But the accent will score you a lot of points