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My self-summary
The first thing you really ought to know about me is that I am a passionate music lover. Music can induce an out-of-body experience for me. My favorite way to enjoy music is at outdoor music festivals / raves, standing somewhere near the stage/booth, eyes closed, taking in every sound wave.
What I’m doing with my life
Bartending at Whole Foods in Pentagon City, and shooting photos, mostly at weddings and raves. I'm building a portfolio right now, so if you're an aspiring model, also looking to start your portfolio, let's work together!
Aside from that, I promote and sometimes DJ at raves and festivals. Real raves, not DubBroBassStep shows at Echostage. If you're interested in underground events in Baltimore or DC, I'll know when and where you should go.

As a promoter/performer, I get +1 to most events I go to, just fyi ;)
I’m really good at

You want specifics? Let's see here....

Track selection

Rule of thirds

Sneaking a bike onto the metro when I'm not supposed to
The first things people usually notice about me
It's usually the camera strapped around my neck, or my head bobbing to whatever I'm listening to on the metro.
If we spend more than a couple minutes talking, you'll probably notice that I get this big smile when I start to talk about a subject I'm both passionate and knowledgeable about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a fan of Sci-Fi and Fantasy novels, but most of the reading I do is non-fiction.

I'm a huge movie buff. If you have a favorite movie I haven't seen, let's watch it!
Almost more than the movies themselves, I love Rifftrax with a passion. (Ask me about Rifftrax!)

My current TV addictions are Modern Family, Game of Thrones, Parks & Rec, and Archer. Archer is the best show ever made.

For music, just name it. I'm probably into it.

I'm not that picky when it comes to food. If I have a favorite dish, it's probably smoked salmon. I'd probably never go vegan, but I've considered going pescatarian (fish meat only), just not ready to pull the trigger yet.
The six things I could never do without
A vehicle with at least two wheels
A blank CD & a permanent marker
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to incorporate triple sec into an otherwise bland cocktail.

Ways to infiltrate burning man because I can never seem to snag a ticket.
On a typical Friday night I am
Almost definitely working behind a bar.

If I'm really lucky, I'm in a field somewhere in Pennsylvania, shooting photos of hippies, fire breathers and go-go dancers.
You should message me if
You have an English, Scottish, or French accent.
You want to watch movies and make our own commentary.
You like Trance or Drum & Bass
You have a big Vinyl collection
If you're 420 friendly
Honestly, you don't need an excuse to message me. But the accent will score you a lot of points