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My self-summary
Apparently this needs to be said: if you voted for Trump please find the nearest exit and see yourself out. 🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻

Words are important to me. Being well spoken is a turn on. If u snd me a msg lk ths I wnt rspnd :((((((((

These are dumb. And awkward. I'm a sometimes writer, sometimes photographer trying to drop the sometimes.

In light of these being dumb and awkward I did what any 30-something gal working in social media would do. I asked Twitter. This is what they came up with:

"My pants are probably off right now, but if that excites you then we shouldn't date." - True story.

"Candidates should emulate my cat. Self-cleaning, pro-snuggling. Listening skills." - Also true. You know, with less shedding. Much, MUCH less shedding.

"Does it really matter? Chemistry doesn’t come from a bio. So let's grab coffee and laugh about how horrible we are for each other." - I don't do coffee, but the rest is true.

I'm practically incapable of smiling when a camera is pointed at my face.
I prefer my caffeine to come laced with aspartame.
I have dual citizenship in both the United States and Iran.
I'm an unabashed nerd.
I am an active person encased in a lazy person. The struggle is real.
I own a ceramic lobster named Jacques.
I recently acquired a penguin named Larry (not ceramic).
I'm stupidly bad at this kind of stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm still trying to figure that out, but I know I'm happiest when I'm writing and when I'm behind a camera, so I'm working on making that happen more often.
I’m really good at
Being stupidly bad at this sort of thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My resting bitchface. Can't be helped.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Picking my favorite book is like picking a favorite child. Never going to happen. That said I love LOVE Alice's Adventures In Wonderland.

I think Joss Whedon is a god.

I love all things scary movie related, especially Hitchcock.

I could tattoo every lyric Mumford and Sons has ever sang all over my body.

I have a weakness for terrible (re: awesome) pop music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How bad I am at this.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to keep the cat away from my cheese (that's not a euphamism).
You should message me if
You're not a douche. (This one's important.)

You enjoy cheese. And cats. (Not necessarily at the same time.)

You don't like cheese (more for me!)

And sometimes awkward thirty-somethings

You like that face up there and the things it wrote.
The two of us