31Ventnor City, United States
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My self-summary
I'm Joey. I'm laid back, relaxed and like to go with the flow. I'm always out looking for an adventure and really wild things. I like to cause trouble; not too much, but just enough to keep it interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm enjoying it. Every day. The journey is more important than the destination and not having the time of your life every single moment is a huge waste.
I’m really good at
attracting new people to my group. I don't know why, they just keep following me. It's kinda weird sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyebrow and ear piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wow, this site really asks a lot of questions. I feel like I'm being grilled by my prom date's dad.

Books? Who has time for books? I love to read, but the time just isn't there. Thank Zeus for my iPad so I can carry around 100 books at a time. Some favorites include Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, anything written by that Edgar Allan Poe guy, The Golden Compass & sequels, lots of others. Oh, and A Confederacy of Dunces. If you haven't yet, go read that shit right now. Seriously, close my profile and go do it, unless you hate laughter, puppies, small children and everything fun, and in that case close my profile anyway.

I love food. It's delicious. I eat anything and everything. Usually everything; it's becoming a problem. The food options in this area are terrible, so I'm forced to cook a lot. Good thing I'm great at it. Also sushi. At Izakaya. I just had to clean up a little drool just thinking about it. Just keep your peanut butter away from me or we might have a problem.
Six things I could never do without
just the standards

friends to drink with
cell phone
my super comfy bed
my rebellious personality
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I got here in life. I really can't remember. Maybe I blacked out, maybe I was drugged. Who knows, but here I am.

I also wonder how many licks it really would take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I've tried to find out, but always end up biting it. That shit keeps me awake at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends, wreaking havoc and causing trouble
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This one time when I was a kid, I came running out the bathroom at my grandma's house with my underwear on my head pretending to fly like a super hero. Yeah, I was a weird kid.
You should message me if
You think you're a cool person and knowing you would make my life more interesting. No flakes. We could go out for froyo or head to the aquarium and try to steal a penguin. Let's do something stupid.
The two of us