26 Newport Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I enjoy whiskey and tequila. I am almost always down for margaritas and patios.

I will always order the pork chop if it is on the menu, without fail, every time.

I used to be funny professionally, but I like making spreadsheets more.

I'm from Dallas, TX and I talk about it way too much.

My corgi will steal your heart and you will never get it back. #todthecorgi
What I’m doing with my life
Supporting my dog's lavish lifestyle.
I’m really good at
I'm moderately okay at most things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have horrible taste, except when it comes to food....but even that is questionable. I eat every thing, but I'll probably change everything about a menu item. (It's really annoying and probably really unattractive....but hey, I don't understand why avocado and bacon aren't already included on top of everything everywhere. #justsaying)
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Brunch...everything about brunch...all the time anywhere always.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love doing laundry
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