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My self-summary
The best way to get into a glimpse of who I am as a person is to know that Amy Poehler is my Spirit Animal. I think that pretty much sums it up, but in case you need more....

Been in the city going on three years now by way of Utah (not a Mormon), by way of North Carolina, by way Virginia. I guess you could say I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.

Fun, laughable, quirky, cynical, enjoyable, adventurous, laid back, not prissy, a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. Lover, dreamer, hard working, ambitious as all get out, and not afraid to fall flat on my face.

I highly enjoy running...mostly away from people or awkward situations.

I promise not to bore you on the first or any date with any kind of yuppy knowledge of cheese plates, the history of Argentinian Malbecs, Foreign Films and their life altering impact on me at any given age, or any kind of over self-indulging knowledge that I may have locked up in the ol' noggin.
What I’m doing with my life
Company Manager for Broadway Rox
Executive Assistant at Nederlander Worldwide Entertainment.
Professional Lara Croft impersonator
I’m really good at
Just about anything I set my mind to...or at least that's what my child psychologist told me growing up.

Pretending like I am an AMAZING dancer.

Google Calendar color coding.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hazel eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Anything with a great beat...or just a great amount of bass that makes you want to shake dat ass. (That's right, I said Dat Ass.)

Books: David Sedaris makes me giggle. Jonathan Franzen gives me a literary boner. Suzanne Collins makes me scared for children.

Movies: La Vie en Rose makes my girl parts tingle. White Chicks is my guilty pleasure. The Scream Saga is my jam (When you ask me out on a date ask me to tell you my Scream story.)

TV: Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Bob's Burgers, Archer - When I need a chuckle. Buffy and Hoarders - When I am drunk at 2am. Toddlers and Tiaras - To study when I become a pageant father.

Food: If it comes in a box...I'll burn it. If I have to grocery shop for it...I'll burn it. I love food that is prepared by someone else, preferably even served by someone else...this being said I will gladly stand in the kitchen with you and learn...or I will order food before you get home, make a complete mess in the kitchen, and pretend like I made a home cooked meal for you.
Six things I could never do without
My friends, and Family
Manhattan, up, light on the sweet vermouth
My copy of Tina Fey's Bossypants
My Nikes
Venti Iced Coffee, Unsweetened, Light Ice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can get a lock of Amy Poehler's, Tine Fey's, and Kristen Wiig's hair and then where to go to get it turned into a wig for me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing like its 1997 or like Jesse on Saved By The Bell when she gets addicted to caffeine, "I'm so excited...I'm so excited...I'm sooo scared."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Make me laugh and my pants fall off.
You should message me if
You are funny, argumentative, agile like a cat, swift like a ninja, got more game than monopoly, a little nerdy, a little edgy, if you are covered in tattoos (optional), support the arts, slay dragons for a living, like watching YouTube videos till the wee small hours of the morning, enjoy having great conversation with someone who is a little stubborn, have patience, dream big, play hard, and work for what you want.
The two of us