Been in the city going on three years now by way of Utah (not a Mormon), by way of North Carolina, by way Virginia. I guess you could say I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
Fun, laughable, quirky, cynical, enjoyable, adventurous, laid back, not prissy, a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. Lover, dreamer, hard working, ambitious as all get out, and not afraid to fall flat on my face.
I highly enjoy running...mostly away from people or awkward situations.
I promise not to bore you on the first or any date with any kind of yuppy knowledge of cheese plates, the history of Argentinian Malbecs, Foreign Films and their life altering impact on me at any given age, or any kind of over self-indulging knowledge that I may have locked up in the ol' noggin.
Executive Assistant at Nederlander Worldwide Entertainment.
Professional Lara Croft impersonator
Pretending like I am an AMAZING dancer.
Google Calendar color coding.
Books: David Sedaris makes me giggle. Jonathan Franzen gives me a literary boner. Suzanne Collins makes me scared for children.
Movies: La Vie en Rose makes my girl parts tingle. White Chicks is my guilty pleasure. The Scream Saga is my jam (When you ask me out on a date ask me to tell you my Scream story.)
TV: Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Bob's Burgers, Archer - When I need a chuckle. Buffy and Hoarders - When I am drunk at 2am. Toddlers and Tiaras - To study when I become a pageant father.
Food: If it comes in a box...I'll burn it. If I have to grocery shop for it...I'll burn it. I love food that is prepared by someone else, preferably even served by someone else...this being said I will gladly stand in the kitchen with you and learn...or I will order food before you get home, make a complete mess in the kitchen, and pretend like I made a home cooked meal for you.
Manhattan, up, light on the sweet vermouth
My copy of Tina Fey's Bossypants
Venti Iced Coffee, Unsweetened, Light Ice